How the game, and the board, will unfold.

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UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
 
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lawgator1 said:
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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That's a bunch of dranking............I like it...........
 
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APLVol said:
and then contiune the drunkenness straight into baseball season, sounds like a great plan
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LakeMaryFLVol said:
Hillbillies jacked up on testosterone and moonshine you might say?
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Tennessee beats Florida,LSU and Kentucky while losing to Alabama and Georgia. It's a magic carpet ride to the Citrus Bowl on January 2nd against Penn State or Minnesota.

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Jeff Clark said:
Tennessee beats Florida and Kentucky while losing to Alabama and Georgia. It's a magic carpet ride to the Citrus Bowl on January 2nd against Penn State or Minnesota.

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Even our most optimist fans say 10-2 at best, those two likely being UGA and Bama. Although Bama looks mortal for once.
He predicts the game then says some passive aggressive, well we’ll both get killed by UGA anyway, like we care about anything but grilled gator this weekend.
 
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lawgator1 said:
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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I detect zero lies here, except we score 40+...and also humble Kentucky again.
 
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lawgator1 said:
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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Oh man I loled hard. Thanks for that.
 
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lawgator1 said:
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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I'd say you've got this team and fanbase pegged pretty well.
 
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lawgator1 said:
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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True...
 
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I think it's gonna be the opposite. We go 3 and out and AR miraculously marches the Gators down the field for an early TD. Y'all go up 10-0 before we settle down and start clicking on offense and defense. From there it's something like 35-10 Vols.
 
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lawgator1 said:
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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I more or less buy this as likely, but I do think Florida's first series will get them a touchdown - UNLESS Tennessee can create pressure early and get to Richardson. If we can get to your QB, then never mind. But if we give Richardson enough time, I think Florida will ring up that first 7 on a rehearsed set of plays Florida builds based on our defensive tendencies. It'll be one of those "play above yourselves" situations that you see in the first quarter of some big football games. Happens every year. It'll be up to Tennessee to score some points of their own and keep the crowd fired up.

Also, I think Tennessee will be the better choice by the time we get to Kentucky, but we'll see how the season unfolds. We play in Knoxville, and if we're both ranked, well, I expect it'll be a sizzling night game. We'll see.
 
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lawgator1 said:
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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Seems accurate.
 
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lawgator1 said:
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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That right their is some funny sh!t . I hope it goes that way . But Alcohol and babies will happen either way HAHAHA
 
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Jeff Clark said:
Tennessee beats Florida,LSU and Kentucky while losing to Alabama and Georgia. It's a magic carpet ride to the Citrus Bowl on January 2nd against Penn State or Minnesota.

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Don’t you think we’d make the Sugar Bowl in this scenario? We’d likely be the third best team in the SEC behind UGA and Bama, who’d be in the playoff.
 
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Jauan't Some? said:
Don’t you think we’d make the Sugar Bowl in this scenario? We’d likely be the third best team in the SEC behind UGA and Bama, who’d be in the playoff.
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My picks for the Playoffs

Georgia
Ohio State
Oklahoma
USC

I think Alabama loses to Ole Miss in the regular season and gets pounded by Georgia in the SECCG.
 
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lawgator1 said:
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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If it ends 37-10 in favor of Tennessee Florida should feel lucky.

How long before Richardson is benched if his play doesent improve or is he’ll all they have?
 
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