How much.....

[Nerd-Vol]

What kind of wood? Oak, maple, Balsa?

 

[YankeeVol]

What kind of wood? Oak, maple, Balsa?

Cherry

 

[VolGirlinGA]

9-5. No bennies, no insurance

Where's the incentive?

I doubt the woodchuck is interestedd in chucking without paid vacay time.

 

[LittleCat]

Is said woodchuck male or female?

 

[Aavoxx]

I don't think we have enough information to answer this question.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

My answer is 11.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Why does Yank suck at starting good threads?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Why does Yank suck at starting good threads?

Dude sucks at picking NASCAR winners too.

 

[Aavoxx]

Why does Yank suck at starting good threads?

B.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Dude sucks at picking NASCAR winners too.

He did pretty good this past week in college football.

 

[YankeeVol]

Is said woodchuck male or female?

Male. They're stronger and smarter

 

[YankeeVol]

Why does Yank suck at starting good threads?

Why do you suck at life?

 

[Jax_Vol]

Ok, so we got one non-unionized male woodchuck of average skill working 9-5 with an infinite supply of cherry wood. Is that correct?

Per Coach Dooley, we should first water the woodchuck for five years.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Why do you suck at life?

My life is gooood, brah!

 

[rockytop114]

Wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

quiet chucking my wood you wood chucker!

 

[rockytop114]

but on the real

a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

 

[jhen713]

Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q6Ti9xCX_M[/youtube]

 

[Behr]

Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q6Ti9xCX_M[/youtube]

:lolabove:

 

[Jax_Vol]

Obviously, this is an american workchuck....showing up for work at 9:00.

A mexican woodchuck would work from sun up to midnight.

 

[rockytop114]

your wrong

 

[YankeeVol]

Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q6Ti9xCX_M[/youtube]

I loved that commercial

 

[YankeeVol]

Ok, so we got one non-unionized male woodchuck of average skill working 9-5 with an infinite supply of cherry wood. Is that correct?

Sounds about right. And the measure of success is the amount of cords he can chuck

 

[Jax_Vol]

Sounds about right. And the measure of success is the amount of cords he can chuck

Ok, a cord is quite a bit of wood. I used to know the dimensions on that. That is a good pickup load. Cherry wood...hmmm, Nerd is about right with 11...if it is a go gether woodchuck. He can chuck a cord in about 45 minutes. So lets see here, we got 8 hours = 480 minutes divided by 45 =


10.6667 cords per day?

 

[Spartacavolus]

a cord is about this high and this deep

 

[Aavoxx]

This thread came to an answer far to quickly.