How many?

all the time. I once kissed RV but woke up to find Rocki's head on my pillow facing me. Funny but yuck-breath.
How many times have you blamed a poot on Nat?
 
Too many times to count(that about made me laugh out loud) although she can hold her own pretty good.

How many times has RV done it and blamed it on you? ( I promise I won't tell her you told us)
 
Actually she takes full credit for hers and thinks it funny.
How many times have you dutch ovened momma? (pootin' under the sheets then gasing her)
 
Only once, I learned my lesson.:vava:(actually it's a nightly ritiual)

How many times have you locked the windows in the car?
 
my vehicle is so old it does not have that feature, so 0.
How many time has your wife locked the keys in the car?
 
0 so far.:crossfingers:

How many times has your wife locked you out of the house?
 
0. we don't really lock the doors with these Hound dogs patrolling.
How many times has your wife fallen asleep while you are talking to her?
 
I lose count, probably today 25-30.
How many times has Behr licked you face today?
 
0. How many times has he tried? 15-20

How many times do you "choked up" watching The Ten Commandments?
 
a lot. Classic film. Love it.
How many times do you get flicked off by other drivers in a day for no reason?
 
Zero. There is always a reason. :)

How many times have you left a restaurant because of the wait?
 
5 or 6, not after sitting there, I always ask before I put my name down. We went to Chili's a little over a month ago. It was a little after 9. There was 5 of us. They estimated our wait time was 1.5-2hrs. I wouldn't wait that long at dinner time, much less after 9.

How many times have you waited over an hr just because you knew it was worth the wait?
 
countless times.
How many times have you left a restaurant PO'd because when you were seated at the bar enjoying a beverage waiting on your table, the manager comes over and asks you to get up so they can use your chairs for another party in the dining room? (ture story)
 
I would have said "thanks for taking care of my tab, later."

How many times have you been to a full service restaurant the past seven days?
 
once
How many times have you called someone and when they answered you forgot why the heck you called them?
 
Quite a few hahaha Sometimes I forget who I have called :)

How many times have you picked a fight for no reason?
 
3. (that I can remember). That was over a period of about 8 hours.

How many sexual partners have you had that, afterwards, you wish you hadn't?
 

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