How do we know if 95 is awake?

95, do you feel cheated that they haven't made scooters that can drive themselves yet? If they can do it with cars, they should be able to pimp your scooter as well. Just think, you'd never have to wake up.
 
Stfu.

Edit:
I’m sorry you said you need to wake up. And not I’m awake. I should have said you need to stfu. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone.
 
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I need to wake up to eat. If they make it self feeding, then we are cooking with fire.

Not really. Sleep eating is a thing. Self driving scooter would get you to the fridge, cause we know you ain't sleepwalking.
 
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There have been actual cases of sleep driving over significant distances. Sleep scooting to the fridge is probably only dangerous to the family pet(s).
 
Weirdest thing I've personally ever done while sleepwalking(according to my mom), when I was about 6, I sleepwalked(?) to the bathroom to pee. Apparently, while sleep-peeing, I started swinging my penis while singing "Rhinestone Cowboy", creating quite a mess. At least I was in the bathroom. Anyway, after finishing, I returned to bed. Woke up the next morning with no memory of it whatsoever.

Strange things happen when you sleep.
 
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I don't give a chit, but I do give a fawk. They is a difference.
 
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