How did we win 7 straight?

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We ended last year strong, had some hype, were ranked. My South Carolina friends were jealous of how Pruitt “turned our program around.” At halftime, my Georgia friends were actually a little nervous. Then suddenly a turd floated to the top of the punch bowl. Missouri punched us in the ovary. Kentucky jumped on us like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
It might be the acid, but I’m pretty sure we had won seven straight. How in the world did that happen?
 
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southpaw75 said:
We ended last year strong, had some hype, were ranked. My South Carolina friends were jealous of how Pruitt “turned our program around.” At halftime, my Georgia friends were actually a little nervous. Then suddenly a turd floated to the top of the punch bowl. Missouri punched us in the ovary. Kentucky jumped on us like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
It might be the acid, but I’m pretty sure we had won seven straight. How in the world did that happen?
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All the teams we beat in our "streak" were utter trash. I tried to explain that to the sunshine pumpers who were thumping their chest about Tennessee having the longest current winning streak. Well we just had the longest looking streak! Cause we played decent football teams.
 
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southpaw75 said:
We ended last year strong, had some hype, were ranked. My South Carolina friends were jealous of how Pruitt “turned our program around.” At halftime, my Georgia friends were actually a little nervous. Then suddenly a turd floated to the top of the punch bowl. Missouri punched us in the ovary. Kentucky jumped on us like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
It might be the acid, but I’m pretty sure we had won seven straight. How in the world did that happen?
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Missouri, South Carolina Vandy, easy strength of schedule. Let's not give a raise or extension to a coach until the beat Fl, Ga, or Alabama.

Fools gold all over the place
 
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southpaw75 said:
We ended last year strong, had some hype, were ranked. My South Carolina friends were jealous of how Pruitt “turned our program around.” At halftime, my Georgia friends were actually a little nervous. Then suddenly a turd floated to the top of the punch bowl. Missouri punched us in the ovary. Kentucky jumped on us like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
It might be the acid, but I’m pretty sure we had won seven straight. How in the world did that happen?
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Look at the teams you beat during that stretch. Much too much was made of the nailbiter win over Indiana in the bowl game.
 
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Dang it, OP, every team we beat is trash! How do we know? Because we beat them! And we're trash! Remember?!? So if we beat them, they're total trash. We never beat ANYONE good>!?!LK@#J! The Butch years when we beat Florida and Georgia? They were trash, too!!!!!!

[if you listen enough to the FL/UGa/Bama fans here, the trolls and Nega-doofuses, you'll come to think this way, as well. Avoid the brain damage, don't listen to them]
 
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Forget the win streaks from past season. We've has a 6 game loosing streak since then. 22 years ago, we won the national championship. We need to look in front of us. The past doesn't mean $#1+
 
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It was the last 4 games on our schedule which is always the easiest portion along with a bowl game amd the first 2 this year.
 
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VFL-82-JP said:
Dang it, OP, every team we beat is trash! How do we know? Because we beat them! And we're trash! Remember?!? So if we beat them, they're total trash. We never beat ANYONE good>!?!LK@#J! The Butch years when we beat Florida and Georgia? They were trash, too!!!!!!

[if you listen enough to the FL/UGa/Bama fans here, the trolls and Nega-doofuses, you'll come to think this way, as well. Avoid the brain damage, don't listen to them]
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p.s. The "I hate our coach (any coach, whoever is our coach at the time)" addendum goes: every loss is the coach's fault, every win is the opponent's fault, nothing good ever comes of our team's effort, it is only given to us or squandered away."
 
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southpaw75 said:
We ended last year strong, had some hype, were ranked. My South Carolina friends were jealous of how Pruitt “turned our program around.” At halftime, my Georgia friends were actually a little nervous. Then suddenly a turd floated to the top of the punch bowl. Missouri punched us in the ovary. Kentucky jumped on us like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
It might be the acid, but I’m pretty sure we had won seven straight. How in the world did that happen?
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We beat mediocre competition by the hair of our chinny chin chin.
 
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Kngsport VFL said:
Forget the win streaks from past season. We've has a 6 game loosing streak since then. 22 years ago, we won the national championship. We need to look in front of us. The past doesn't mean $#1+
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Oh yeah?

Then stop looking in the past. We're on a 1-game winning streak, you are so damn fixated on the distant past with your 6-game losing streak.
 
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I think Pruitt has 4-5 victories over teams that finished the year with a winning record?
 
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southpaw75 said:
We ended last year strong, had some hype, were ranked. My South Carolina friends were jealous of how Pruitt “turned our program around.” At halftime, my Georgia friends were actually a little nervous. Then suddenly a turd floated to the top of the punch bowl. Missouri punched us in the ovary. Kentucky jumped on us like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
It might be the acid, but I’m pretty sure we had won seven straight. How in the world did that happen?
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Profile pic checks out. Could totally see Uncle Rico saying something like that.
 
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