We, the patrons of Vol Nation, look to the following Storm Gods for you divine grace and mercy. Watch over those in Neyland and grant them suitable playing grounds to defeat thine enemy - which btw, is dressed in red and looketh like the devil. And if you must find comfort in wreaking havoc between 6pm - 9pm (Eastern God's time) in the city of Knoxville, not Galilee or Gallatin, then please strike down and avenge those that helped create thy loss last yeareth. Amen
Storm gods[edit]
Adad, the Assyrian storm god.
Baʿal, the Canaanite & Phoenician storm, fertility, & war god. King of the gods.
Hadad, the Canaanite & Aramaean storm, fertility, & war god. Identified as Baʿal's true name at Ugarit.
Horus, the Egyptian beneficial storm, sun, moon, war, & hunting god. Personified in the pharaoh.
Indra, a Hindu storm, sky, & war god.
Jupiter, the Roman storm god. King of the gods.
Rán, the Norse storm & sea goddess.
Set, the Egyptian harmful storm god, lord of the desert, evil, & chaos.
Tāwhirimātea, the Maori storm god.
Teshub, the Hurrian storm god.
Theispas or Teisheba, the Urartian storm and war god.
Tlaloc, the Aztec storm & earthquake god.
Zeus, the Greek storm & sky god. King of the gods.