Probably got in trouble with his maw. He was probably masturbating to the guy teabagging the passed out LSU fan.
Too funny. I was going to start a thread about the teabagging story a while ago, when I didn't see any about it on here yet, but apparently I'm not allowed to start a new thread until I have at least 100 posts. I guess I'll just have to start replying to everything incessantly until I have 100.:whistling:
Too funny. I was going to start a thread about the teabagging story a while ago, when I didn't see any about it on here yet, but apparently I'm not allowed to start a new thread until I have at least 100 posts. I guess I'll just have to start replying to everything incessantly until I have 100.:whistling:
- 30 seconds in and I can't stop laughing...
- Here's the highlights and my in depth analysis...
- "I know we just won our 14th National Championship, and everything." What is this "everything that you also just won?" :blink:
- "I read an article, and all that, and I couldn't keep my mouth shut long enough." I am very impressed you read an article, but where can I get in on some of this "all that" that you are reading? :dunno:
- "It's gotta come out now (epic slurp)" TWSS, and get a tissue :cray:
- "If I was a senator in congress, or whatever..." If I was a leader of the greatest country in the free world, or you know, whatever, bagging Krystals...
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- "I would have a law written, that stated that the Alabama Crimson Tide coaching staff was off limits." Congress is writing laws about as useless as that, maybe you can get in... :clap:
- "To all the 117... 118... how ever many teams there are in Division 1A..." facts are unimportant here, jus lissen. :yu:
- "That blew me by surprise" :huh:
- "They're gonna pay for this, you're gonna pay for this Tennessee..." Son, have you seen the last decade round here? We paid in advance. :cray:
- "You think you've added a great addition to your coaching staff, which you have..." Man, you set us straight. :birgits_giggle:
- "The debt you're gonna have to pay is probably gonna be.......... a 14 to 17 point loss..." So things are gonna get better??? :good!:
- "That will show you to stay out of our f*n business." Yeah, marked improvement should teach us good. :machgun:
- "Alabamas Alabama cause we're... Alabama" So a gentleman and a scholar I see.
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- "Let's say Tennessee actually did win a national championship... what coach... who actually did it?" Not sure I understand the question, but is the answer Tennessee? :dunno:
- "Alabama would have won the national championship for you essentially. Stink about that." Then would you mind sending some of your 14 up here for us since you are winning them for other teams now? Please stink about it.
[*] :crazy:- "Derek Dooley is a pu**y I think, he's a good coach but he's not assertive enough on his players..." Rumor is that he devours women and children with his tirades. He'd tie his orange pants around your head and twist it like a bottle cap.
[*] :rock2:- "He doesn't know how to implement the rules on em', such as stay the f* out of jail if you want to be on the team." Then just send Dre Kilpatrick and all of your jailbirds up here so we can take the trouble off your hands.
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