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Vinny had a great life, a gorgeous wife and beautiful kids.

 

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What people didn’t know about Vinny, is that Vinny worked for the Italian Mafia.

 

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Vinny’s wife was unaware of his true profession.

 

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Vinny’s wife thought he was an insurance salesman.

 

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One day, Vinny’s wife was feeling bored and lonely.

 

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Vinny’s was spending extended time away from home, on business.

 

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Vinny’s wife had sex with the pool boy.

 

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The pool boy also worked for the mafia, as an up and comer.

 

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He was moonlighting as a pool boy for the extra money.

 

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Vinny discovered what occurred.

 

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At first Vinny was angry, then he was sad, then he was depressed.

 

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Vinny filed for divorce.

 

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Vinny’s wife took his kids and demanded everything he owned in the divorce settlement.

 

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Vinny was angry. Vinny was sad. Vinny raged. Vinny cried.

 

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Then Vinny laughed.

 

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Vinny owned many weapons, as his profession demanded it.

 

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Vinny decided to go hunting to relieve the pain.

 

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First, Vinny hunted the pool boy.

 

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Second, Vinny hunted his ex-wife’s lawyer.

 

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Third, Vinny hunted his ex-wife.

 

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Vinny then thought it only logical to buy a pig farm.

 

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Vinny is now very happy, and has a reputation of bringing the fattest pigs to be the local butcher.

 

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What is the moral of Vinny’s story?

 

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tl;dr

 

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Pools are more trouble than they are worth.