Headlines 9/10/2017

[zeppelin128]

"After Third Down Debut, Blue Hairs Storm Booth, Block Doors with Canes, and Unplug DJ's IPod. Vols Win 63-0. Blue Hairs Throw Ipod in Tennessee River Post Game."

"Paul Bain Blocks Four Field Goals. Trashcan Taken to Locker Room for MRI in Second Quarter."

"Trashcan Returns in Fourth Quarter for QB Mop Up Duty. D4H Changes Screen Name to Trashcan4Heisman."

 

[pismonque]

"Indiana State Fan Spotted At Neyland"

 

[pismonque]

"Bain Travels To Florida After Game, Stares Down Irma: Disaster Averted"

 

[ArmyVol697]

"Evan Berry Takes Four to the House" says he did it for Volnation and in support of Eric!

 

[BACKDOC]

"Only 6 Vols injured during ISU game"

 

[ArmyVol697]

"Only 6 Vols injured during ISU game"

You should be banned!

 

[pismonque]

"VolNation Meltdown After Vols Win By Only 72"

 

[VeeOhElEsYes]

"Commercial trash can sales soar in the Knoxville and Tri-Cities area"

 

[dduncan4163]

Mercy Rule reinstated at halftime.

Paul Bain sighted with Bigfoot at Area 51

 

[dduncan4163]

"Indiana State Fan Spotted At Neyland"

 

[zeppelin128]

Smokey Pees on Sycamore Mascot in Rout

 

[avolation]

Sycamores taken to the Lumber Yard. Vols defense charged with voluntary tree-slaughter.

 

[Ten_Titans]

No IPods anymore bud

 

[VolForLife83]

Butch says it's next man up for the Volunteers

 

[aaronvol]

Paul Bain seen inside Irma's eye running counter-clockwise. Irma comes to halt.

 

[Rockytoptalker]

"Sycamore receivers found with sap on their gloves"

 

[VolsFanFromNY]

"Chandler topples the Sycamores during an impressive 150 yard performance"

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Trey Smith cited for excessive and otherworldly pancake skills as John Kelly runs wild on Indiana State.

 

[pismonque]

"Vols Roast S'mores"

 

[VolsFanFromNY]

Indiana was Syc and didn't want any More of the furious Vols after a 63-3 beatdown

 

[Orangedogsrule]

Smokey Pees on Sycamore Mascot's Roots for each point Vols score.

fyp ...seriously

 

[Orangedogsrule]

Vols Make Campfire of Sycamores

 

[The Dog]

"Sycamore receivers found with sap on their gloves"

This one made me laugh. I don't know why, but it did

 

[VEKZY]

"Paul Bain."

 

[iamadoc]

"Only 6 Vols injured during ISU game"

That was painful