MercyPercy
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I can see it now.
A white marble facade glowing in the sunlight. Garish gold letters atop spelling out T-R-U-M-P. On the inside, vendors hawking all sorts of goods are crammed into every nook. 'This space available for rent' banners hang in the numerous empty vendor spaces.
An 18 hole golf course is next door. It is unkempt by an understaffed and overworked workforce of visa'd immigrants. The whole site is up for sale at a tax lien auction.
Plus an animatronic Trump (like those Chuckie Cheese nightmare horrors) that is like 10 feet tall, built like superman and continuously rambles about nonsense. Occasionally it malfunctions and starts talking about grabbing them by the pussy.