Have you ever.....

#53
#53
Yes, but it was long before computerized i.d. and photo-identification checks... after all, thanks to my mother and Hoover, I had an FBI file at 5 (Hoover thought King was obviously a commie stooge because no darky could talk as well as him, so Civil Rights workers and their kids were officially classed as domestic terrorists)


Have you ever finished a bottle of Mescal and chewed the worm without any peer pressure being involved?

 
#55
#55
No, but I've got a friend who dated a woman as big as one in Minneapolis


Have you ever been to Zion National Park?
 
#57
#57
(surrealvol @ Jan 28 said:
Nope, I haven't.

Have you ever seen the flowers in Lompoc, California?
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Nope.

Have you ever driven through a drive-thru window, paid for your food, and left without your food?
 
#58
#58
(Jasongivm6 @ Feb 8 said:
Nope.

Have you ever driven through a drive-thru window, paid for your food, and left without your food?
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no, but i have walked through a drive-thru after a few too many and they wouldn't serve me since i was walking

Have you ever been to a family reunion to pick up girls?
 
#59
#59
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(IBleedOrange @ Feb 9 said:
no, but i have walked through a drive-thru after a few too many and they wouldn't serve me since i was walking

Have you ever been to a family reunion to pick up girls?
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No.

Have you ever introduced your wife as, "This is my girlfriend........?"
 
#60
#60
YES - and I lived to tell about it!!!

Have you ever tried to break up with someone by being an ass so they dump you first???
 
#61
#61
never tried that one


Have you ever been swimmin' with bow-legged women?
 
#62
#62
na, hey but if that floats your boat dude



Have you ever use lines from the movie hitch
 
#65
#65
Yes, but it was in Montana and I didn't see it.

Have you ever been jilted/jilted anyone?
 
#66
#66
I once got jilted but, before I realized it, picked up somebody I thought was my actual blind date because she didn't say anything at first...

I also once jilted somebody by accident because it was in Germany and there was a language problem so I got the time wrong... and then it turned out my date was gay, was only meeting me because her father forced her to, and I was probably lucky I hadn't spent an evening with an angry German lesbian. In a wine bar. In Mannaheim.




Have you ever said "scr*w it", and just decided to dance and enjoy it, your own inhibitions and/or what anybody else thought be damned?
 
#67
#67
Yes...but it was in a parking lot...of a dodges chicken

Have you ever Sneezed then farted by accident real loud in a public place?
 
#68
#68
(RockyTopEmpire @ Feb 16 said:
Yes...but it was in a parking lot...of a dodges chicken

Have you ever Sneezed then farted by accident real loud in a public place?
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OWB has.

:eek:lol:
 
#69
#69
(LadyinOrange @ Feb 17 said:
OWB has.

:eek:lol:
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Did not :ermm:

Have you ever wished that LIO would quit stalking you and going through your underwear drawer when you weren't around?
 
#70
#70
(Orangewhiteblood @ Feb 17 said:
Did not :ermm:

Have you ever wished that LIO would quit stalking you and going through your underwear drawer when you weren't around?
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I was JUST straightening up. :biggrin2:
 
#73
#73
Yes- when I was about 20 and desperate for work the manager of a hotel gave me a take or leave it offer for about 3/4s of what I should have been paid because he knew I couldn't turn it down. When I got my first paycheck, though, it turned out the jerk had filled out the paperwork wrong and I was getting about $2 more per hour than the job would've paid if he hadn't tried to screw me. Took the jerk 6 months to catch it.
 
#75
#75
(maryvillereb2003 @ Feb 19 said:
Have you ever seen the movie big fish? its a good one lol
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No.

Have you ever wished people wouldn't misconstrue verbal sparring as flirting? :(
 
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