Have you ever.....

#29
#29
yes...when I was 5 I was maul badly by a black n tan coonhound. Many many stitches.

Have you ever had a been bitten by a spider?
 
#30
#30
Yes , put on a pair of sweat pants once and felt something crawling on my thigh when I touched it BAM! it bit me.

Have you ever wrecked a motorcycle?
 
#31
#31
No, I haven't...had some serious bicycle wrecks as a kid, though.

Have you ever gotten stuck on a ferris wheel?
 
#33
#33
Not according to my lawyer, but I can never go back to Bolivia


Have you... how to put this.... have you ever, in the first throes of after-glow, discovered that a certain latex appliance has parted company with you at some point in the recent past, and, after a search of the linens and floor, suddenly realized that there's one last option and you aren't going to be the first to suggest it....?
 
#36
#36
I have met a boatload of the country music stars in Nashville and got to know some of them fairly well.

Have you ever taken a ride on a steamboat down the Mississippi River?
 
#38
#38
Never been in an airplane and if I ever do i doubt very seriously that I will be looking to jump as long as the motor is running.

Have you ever been scuba diving?
 
#40
#40
Yes, at Bristol, Charlotte, and Martinsville.

Have you ever attended a major league baseball game?
 
#45
#45
Only once, but now I'm ruined for women for life



Have you figured out yet how to spackle footprints off the cieling?
 
#48
#48
I'm one of those redheads that is only a fine technical line away from albino. For me, summer vacations at the beach involved 4 hours searching for shells and swimming, and 96 hours of moisturizing cream, putt-putt golf in more clothes than an old lady in Alaska, and trying to come up for new ways to describe how sand in your bed feels against raw skin as a vocabulary exercise. I once burned the soles of my feet in roughly one hour at 10am in NC while bobbing for sand dollars....

Somewhere out there is a promising young doctor who will send his children to school one day on the cost of my future skin diseases.



WWYDI you opened the door of the 1-hole bathroom at your local bar and found Dennis Rodman sitting on the john, a wedding dress hiked up around his thighs, and he yelled, "HEY!! Man trying to pee here!!!"


 
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