Have you ever spent time in jail/prison?

[Souce]

If yes, why? Wut was the crime and did u enjoy yer time? How was the food??

IDGAF if u thank it's none of our business....tell us anyway!!!!

 

[82_VOL_83]

vote bish

 

[Orangeredblooded]

WTF???????????

 

[hmanvolfan]

I might in the near future for murdering you dood.

 

[Souce]

thread, OP. Nice work!

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I see this being buried into the graveyard of useless thread.

 

[Souce]

I see this being buried into the graveyard of useless thread.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

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[WestTennesseeFox]

Spent 2-3 hours when I was 18.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

To borrow (paraphrase) from the late Norm McDonald:

The thing that scares me most about prison isn't the walled confinement, the inability to see friends and family, the barbed wire fences, the armed guards, the terrible food. No, the thing that scares me most about prison is the ANAL RAPE.

 

[Souce]

Spent 2-3 hours when I was 18.

OH LAWD!!

 

[Behr]

I spent 10 years in a row pressing license plates. I'm a license plate pressing mf too.

 

[theFallGuy]

Souce will be sent to the pen once he is indicted for GIF theevery

 

[theFallGuy]

Maximum sentence of 15 years to life

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Spent 2-3 hours when I was 18.

You didn’t follow the rules, you’re supposed to tell the why, drunk, disorderly, etc.

 

[Tin Man]

WTF? Disorderly include mouthing off to cops?

 

[Orangeredblooded]

WTF? Disorderly include mouthing off to cops?

Disorderly covers a broad base.

 

[vol445]

3 months in jail. I worked there

 

[Toujours Pret]

I got happy meals for 2 days. Cereal for breakfast with a carton of milk but no utensils.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I spent 10 years in a row pressing license plates. I'm a license plate pressing mf too.

Git a job!

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

You didn’t follow the rules, you’re supposed to tell the why, drunk, disorderly, etc.

Had a guy try to force himself on me at a party. I punched him in the face and broke an orbital bone. I then sprayed him with mace. My friends who witnessed the tail end of the incident called the police. Police agreed that I acted in self defense; however, the particular mace that I used was illegal in Texas so I got a ride to the precinct for that. I was held for a few hours before they released me. They ultimately decided no charges on the mace since I claimed I did not know that specific variety was illegal.

I do remember getting an apple fritter and coffee while in the holding cell.

 

[joevol33]

I never got caught

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Had a guy try to force himself on me at a party. I punched him in the face and broke his orbital bone. I then sprayed him with mace. My friends called the police. Police agreed that I acted in self defense; however, the mace that I used was illegal in Texas so I got a ride to the precinct for that. I was held for a few hours before they released me. They ultimately decided no charges on the mace since I claimed I did not know that specific variety was illegal.

Now that’s badass. A lot better than what I suggested. I don’t think I want to get on your bad side. . I guess you’d have to be to keep lil mojo in line. Booking and fingerprints suxs.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Had a guy try to force himself on me at a party. I punched him in the face and broke an orbital bone. I then sprayed him with mace. My friends who witnessed the tail end of the incident called the police. Police agreed that I acted in self defense; however, the particular mace that I used was illegal in Texas so I got a ride to the precinct for that. I was held for a few hours before they released me. They ultimately decided no charges on the mace since I claimed I did not know that specific variety was illegal.

I do remember getting an apple fritter and coffee while in the holding cell.

Food is obviously better in the Texas pens.

 

[theFallGuy]

I never got caught

cause yer so little Joe! Its hard to catch lil midgets