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#84
#84
Nerd-Vol said:
Grizz.


Tell me a joke!
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A teacher that grew up on the farm was teaching in the inner city and she was telling the kids about farm. None of the kids knew about this life. So mrs Johnson asked the class what sound a chicken makes, nobody knew... A chicken go's cluck cluck she explained. Then she asked what sound a cow makes still nobody knew, a cow go's mooo she said. Finally she ask what sound a pig makes and a little boy in the front row jumps up and shouts, "I know I know I know, a pig go's FREEZE MOTHA ****A PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!!!!!!
 
#85
#85
Coach Grizz said:
A teacher that grew up on the farm was teaching in the inner city and she was telling the kids about farm. None of the kids knew about this life. So mrs Johnson asked the class what sound a chicken makes, nobody knew... A chicken go's cluck cluck she explained. Then she asked what sound a cow makes still nobody knew, a cow go's mooo she said. Finally she ask what sound a pig makes and a little boy in the front row jumps up and shouts, "I know I know I know, a pig go's FREEZE MOTHA ****A PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!!!!!!
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Haha!
 
#87
#87
Coach Grizz said:
A teacher that grew up on the farm was teaching in the inner city and she was telling the kids about farm. None of the kids knew about this life. So mrs Johnson asked the class what sound a chicken makes, nobody knew... A chicken go's cluck cluck she explained. Then she asked what sound a cow makes still nobody knew, a cow go's mooo she said. Finally she ask what sound a pig makes and a little boy in the front row jumps up and shouts, "I know I know I know, a pig go's FREEZE MOTHA ****A PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!!!!!!
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lulz..[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV2ssT8lzj8[/youtube]
 
#88
#88
A hiker was hiking in the Swiss alpes and he stopped at a farm house to rest for the night. The farmer offered him a spot in the barn and told his beautiful wife to take him a nice hot meal, 30 minutes later age came back into the house hair all over her head cloaths half way off. She said I'm tired I'm going to bed I'm tired. So the farmer sent his beautiful daughter out to the barn with a jug of wine so the stranger could wash the meal down. 30 min later she came in hair all over het head cloaths half way off. I'm tired I'm going to bed she says. So the next morning the hiker leaves out early and he's half way up the mountain, the daughter ran out hoping he would still be around but he was gone. She began to cry, the farmer asked what's wrong and she said we made sweet love last night and I wanted to see him again. The farmer yelled up the mountain "you SOB you slept with my daughter!!" the hiker yelled down, "(yodel) and your old lady tooooo"
 
#89
#89
Coach Grizz said:
A hiker was hiking in the Swiss alpes and he stopped at a farm house to rest for the night. The farmer offered him a spot in the barn and told his beautiful wife to take him a nice hot meal, 30 minutes later age came back into the house hair all over her head cloaths half way off. She said I'm tired I'm going to bed I'm tired. So the farmer sent his beautiful daughter out to the barn with a jug of wine so the stranger could wash the meal down. 30 min later she came in hair all over het head cloaths half way off. I'm tired I'm going to bed she says. So the next morning the hiker leaves out early and he's half way up the mountain, the daughter ran out hoping he would still be around but he was gone. She began to cry, the farmer asked what's wrong and she said we made sweet love last night and I wanted to see him again. The farmer yelled up the mountain "you SOB you slept with my daughter!!" the hiker yelled down, "(yodel) and your old lady tooooo"
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Haha! I laughed again! What a good way to start my weekend.
 
#90
#90
Monkey and a lizard sitting in a tree smoking a 'J. After a while the lizard got cotton mouth so he went down to the river to get a drink. While he was quenching his cotton mouth a gator came up and asked the lizard what y'all doin? The lizard told him they were shareing a dooby and the gator asked could he get a hit or two, sure the lizard told him just go up to the big tree and ask the monkey. The gator went up to the tree and said "hey monkey got anymore of that reefer?" the monkey looked down and said "DAMN, how much water you drank lizard!!"
 
#91
#91
Coach Grizz said:
Monkey and a lizard sitting in a tree smoking a 'J. After a while the lizard got cotton mouth so he went down to the river to get a drink. While he was quenching his cotton mouth a gator came up and asked the lizard what y'all doin? The lizard told him they were shareing a dooby and the gator asked could he get a hit or two, sure the lizard told him just go up to the big tree and ask the monkey. The gator went up to the tree and said "hey monkey got anymore of that reefer?" the monkey looked down and said "DAMN, how much water you drank lizard!!"
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:lolabove:
 
#97
#97
Coach Grizz said:
Monkey and a lizard sitting in a tree smoking a 'J. After a while the lizard got cotton mouth so he went down to the river to get a drink. While he was quenching his cotton mouth a gator came up and asked the lizard what y'all doin? The lizard told him they were shareing a dooby and the gator asked could he get a hit or two, sure the lizard told him just go up to the big tree and ask the monkey. The gator went up to the tree and said "hey monkey got anymore of that reefer?" the monkey looked down and said "DAMN, how much water you drank lizard!!"
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Hahahaha!
 
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