Happy Cinco De Mayo!

[Behr]

 

[Behr]

Her knees suck.

 

[mcompton]

I would smash that

 

[theFallGuy]

And Mexican

wtf

 

[Behr]

She would smash me

:thumbsup:

 

[Unknown Muppet]

:thumbsup:

Lulz

 

[Behr]

Lulz

You know it's true.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You know it's true.

I think Behr is in love.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I love her!

Good call

 

[Behr]

I think Behr is in love.

Good call

I'm not dumb.

Well...

 

[Behr]

I would make her my avy, but she might get mad.

 

[Behr]

I'll let it go now...

But she hawt!

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Dem hips are special brah.

 

[Behr]

Hips?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Hips?

We've been through this. Dem hips let me know about dat azz!

 

[DD4ME]

How did nobody like this before me.

 

[DD4ME]

Beer, refried beans, and hot sauce are making this a painful morning. How do the Mexicans deal with this daily?

 

[Behr]

I liked it. Three times.

 

[Behr]

Gonna like it again.

 

[Spartacavolus]

I haven't seen your gf before Behr. I need a frame of reference.

 

[Wickerhead]

Dis be hawt too.

 

[vol_in_ar]

I haven't seen your gf before Behr. I need a frame of reference.

so does taters

 

[VIF]

Happy Mexican Independance Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mexico's Independence Day is actually September 16th.
Cinco De Mayo is a celebration of the unexpected victory at the battle of Puebla on May 5 1862 over the French.:thumbsup:

 

[Behr]

I haven't seen your gf before Behr. I need a frame of reference.

Neither has my wife.

hmy:

 

[Thrasher865]

I think everyone should have a good understanding of the holidays that they celebrate.

Cinco de Mayo is the anniversary of the day Sgt. Cornelius Pepper accidentally sailed his schooner into the shore of Chile, while searching for the Fountain of Youth. The five decks of oil and eggs were compromised in the crash and as the capsized vessel rocked back and forth on the rocky coast, it was churned into the first iteration of what we have come to know as mayonnaise.

It is celebrated annually in all mayonnaise consuming cultures by the consumption of grilled cheese & mayo sandwiches, and a healthy abstinence from alcohol.

I wish you all a very merry Cinco de Mayo day.