Happy Cinco De Mayo!

I think everyone should have a good understanding of the holidays that they celebrate.

Cinco de Mayo is the anniversary of the day Sgt. Cornelius Pepper accidentally sailed his schooner into the shore of Chile, while searching for the Fountain of Youth. The five decks of oil and eggs were compromised in the crash and as the capsized vessel rocked back and forth on the rocky coast, it was churned into the first iteration of what we have come to know as mayonnaise.

It is celebrated annually in all mayonnaise consuming cultures by the consumption of grilled cheese & mayo sandwiches, and a healthy abstinence from alcohol.

I wish you all a very merry Cinco de Mayo day.

you forgot, Mayo on your fries
 
Mexico's Independence Day is actually September 16th.
Cinco De Mayo is a celebration of the unexpected victory at the battle of Puebla on May 5 1862 over the French.:thumbsup:

I know. I was just being a smart azz 'merican. :)
 
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Oh lawd dat azz
 
I think everyone should have a good understanding of the holidays that they celebrate.

Cinco de Mayo is the anniversary of the day Sgt. Cornelius Pepper accidentally sailed his schooner into the shore of Chile, while searching for the Fountain of Youth. The five decks of oil and eggs were compromised in the crash and as the capsized vessel rocked back and forth on the rocky coast, it was churned into the first iteration of what we have come to know as mayonnaise.

It is celebrated annually in all mayonnaise consuming cultures by the consumption of grilled cheese & mayo sandwiches, and a healthy abstinence from alcohol.

I wish you all a very merry Cinco de Mayo day.
You made that up.
 

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