Happy Birthday!

[theFallGuy]

I don't want to be an attention whore but happy birthday to me! Another year around the sun.

It feels weird turning 28 today. Getting old amirite?

I'd like to thank my family for helping me navigate this epic journey.

I'd also like to thank all the little people like Joe and prolly someone else, for providing epic entertainment.

Special thanks to Behr for making this plate of BBQ sketti.

Tonight I will celebrate with Tay-Tay, Jessica Biel, and Jennifer Anniston.

 

[82_VOL_83]

What, no IPAs? Puss.

 

[Souce]

It's so immature to make birthday posts to yourself!!!!!!

 

[Souce]

Another year of getting dumber! Happy birthday!

 

[volwindy]

 

[theFallGuy]

It's so immature to make birthday posts to yourself!!!!!!

Grow up Souce!

 

[theFallGuy]

What, no IPAs? Puss.

It's 9 am

 

[joevol33]

Happy birthday dummy

 

[82_VOL_83]

It's 9 am

So?
It's yo burffday and it's Friday!

 

[NorCalVol67]

It's so immature to make birthday posts to yourself!!!!!!

I laughed.

 

[NorCalVol67]

It's 9 am

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.

 

[vol445]

flappy bday tfg. i looked hard for the perfect pic of ya

 

[Behr]

 

[CubsFanTN]

Happy birthday you old turd!

 

[Behr]

28

 

[VolNExile]

I don't want to be an attention whore but happy birthday to me! Another year around the sun.

It feels weird turning 28 today. Getting old amirite?

I'd like to thank my family for helping me navigate this epic journey.

I'd also like to thank all the little people like Joe and prolly someone else, for providing epic entertainment.

Special thanks to Behr for making this plate of BBQ sketti.

Tonight I will celebrate with Tay-Tay, Jessica Biel, and Jennifer Anniston.

So you fathered a son when you were 11 or 12 or so?

(happy birthday!)

 

[PEPPERJAX]

 

[hmanvolfan]

Obligatory you’re married.

 

[volfanbill]

Happy birthday. May all your birthday dinner be covered up by sour cream. And hopefully your baked tater is undercooked by 428 days.

Sincerely,

Randy

 

[hmanvolfan]

May the bluebird of happiness take a dump on yore birfday cake.

 

[theFallGuy]

So you fathered a son when you were 11 or 12 or so?

(happy birthday!)

yes I've had many concubines

 

[PEPPERJAX]

What are you going to do for your birthday besides drinking IPAs and smoking cigars?

 

[Behr]

Eat a big Ole Peacock prolly.

 

[Souce]

DAYUM GURL SLIDE IT OUT NICE N SLOW FER DADDY

 

[PEPPERJAX]

DAYUM GURL SLIDE IT OUT NICE N SLOW FER DADDY

She was saving that banned bottle of Russian vodka for a special occasion.