I was going to get you hookers and blow, but unfotunately we didn't make it out of the parking lot. I now have two dead hookers in the drunk, a raging case of pubic lice, and a big smile on my face. When I sober up the smile will probably disappear. Happy B-day anyway.
Will one of those little pine trees that hang from the rear-view get rid of day old dead hooker stench?
Wrong thread.