Guys who wear sunglasses at basketball games.

#3
#3
I live close to Oxford, MS and they wear their sunglasses to night time football games as well. They look like a bunch of Homos.
 
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He wears them anywhere and anytime he wants
 
#13
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Son, we live in a world that has artificial lighting, and that artificial lighting must be repelled by men who wear sunglasses indoors. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Mr. Hurley hat worn backwards guy?

We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those who have nosebleed seats, and curse those who sit courtside; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that wearing shades indoors, while tragic in your opinion, probably looks cooler than you, and those shades very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves vision.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want cool guys at your basketball games, you need cool guys at your basketball games.

We use words like sunglasses, shades, and UV protectors. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to look awesome. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain “Wears shades indoors guy” to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the awesomeness he provides and then questions the manner in which he provides it. I would rather you just said "Go Vols," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up better seats for the next game, and lose the envy. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
 
#14
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TXVOL07 said:
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Son, we live in a world that has artificial lighting, and that artificial lighting must be repelled by men who wear sunglasses indoors. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Mr. Hurley hat worn backwards guy?

We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those who have nosebleed seats, and curse those who sit courtside; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that wearing shades indoors, while tragic in your opinion, probably looks cooler than you, and those shades very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves vision.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want cool guys at your basketball games, you need cool guys at your basketball games.

We use words like sunglasses, shades, and UV protectors. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to look awesome. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain “Wears shades indoors guy” to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the awesomeness he provides and then questions the manner in which he provides it. I would rather you just said "Go Vols," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up better seats for the next game, and lose the envy. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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What in the hell are you talking about?
 
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TXVOL07 said:
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Son, we live in a world that has artificial lighting, and that artificial lighting must be repelled by men who wear sunglasses indoors. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Mr. Hurley hat worn backwards guy?

We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those who have nosebleed seats, and curse those who sit courtside; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that wearing shades indoors, while tragic in your opinion, probably looks cooler than you, and those shades very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves vision.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want cool guys at your basketball games, you need cool guys at your basketball games.

We use words like sunglasses, shades, and UV protectors. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to look awesome. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain “Wears shades indoors guy” to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the awesomeness he provides and then questions the manner in which he provides it. I would rather you just said "Go Vols," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up better seats for the next game, and lose the envy. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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Awesome haha. One of my favorite movies.
 
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TXVOL07 said:
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Son, we live in a world that has artificial lighting, and that artificial lighting must be repelled by men who wear sunglasses indoors. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Mr. Hurley hat worn backwards guy?

We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those who have nosebleed seats, and curse those who sit courtside; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that wearing shades indoors, while tragic in your opinion, probably looks cooler than you, and those shades very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves vision.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want cool guys at your basketball games, you need cool guys at your basketball games.

We use words like sunglasses, shades, and UV protectors. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to look awesome. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain “Wears shades indoors guy” to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the awesomeness he provides and then questions the manner in which he provides it. I would rather you just said "Go Vols," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up better seats for the next game, and lose the envy. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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I love it, One of the best post I've seen all year..Talk about spewing coffee everywhere. lol :dance2:
 
#19
#19
Thanks A&M for that wonderful post. I needed a good laugh for the stuff happening ove the past day or so. Wonder if we can just lock all the guys wearing sunglasses inside, just put them into an electrical closet
 
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TXVOL07 said:
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Son, we live in a world that has artificial lighting, and that artificial lighting must be repelled by men who wear sunglasses indoors. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Mr. Hurley hat worn backwards guy?

We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those who have nosebleed seats, and curse those who sit courtside; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that wearing shades indoors, while tragic in your opinion, probably looks cooler than you, and those shades very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves vision.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want cool guys at your basketball games, you need cool guys at your basketball games.

We use words like sunglasses, shades, and UV protectors. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to look awesome. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain “Wears shades indoors guy” to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the awesomeness he provides and then questions the manner in which he provides it. I would rather you just said "Go Vols," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up better seats for the next game, and lose the envy. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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Post of the day!

Let me officially begin the slow clap. :clapping:
 
#21
#21
JTrainDavis said:
I've been known to, fluorescent lights really screw me up.
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I've been known to smoke reefer so, yeah, indoor glasses can be ur friends.

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."
 
#23
#23
I was always more amused by the guys who wear a sun visor with hair gel that was obviously applied after the visor was on.
 
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