Guys, Im Ashamed

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rexvol

rexvol

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Im ashamed of myself. I need to confess that earlier today I was in Luling, TX. While there I stopped at the coolest gas station in the world called Buc-ee's. I wish you could all see this store. Any gas station that has picture of John Wayne in the bathroom and sells elk jerky is alright by me. While there I was looking for a Buc-ee's onesie for my 7week old daughter. Well, they didnt have one, but they did have a pink one with the Texas Longhorn symbol on it. For a few minutes I considered buying it. Then my wife, who has never been to a Tennessee game saw me looking at it. She walked over and said, "Forget it, she's not ever wearing that." I came to my senses and got out of there. Im ashamed that I even considered putting a Texas onsie on my child.

Buc-ee's Beaver has the Fun Stores
 
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It only makes it a little better that you decided against it. Luckily you have great taste in women since your wife was there to put a stop to it. Consider yourself lucky!
 
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By the way if you ever stepped foot in Tennessee after putting that onsie on your child you could have been arrested for child abuse.
 
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It's ok Rex, We all make mistakes...lucky for you your wife saved you from a tramatic one...Now go home have supper and sing rockytop 20 times to exorcise the demons...A nice little clog session is allowed so take advantage of it :yes:
 
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rexvol said:
Im ashamed of myself. I need to confess that earlier today I was in Luling, TX. While there I stopped at the coolest gas station in the world called Buc-ee's. I wish you could all see this store. Any gas station that has picture of John Wayne in the bathroom and sells elk jerky is alright by me. While there I was looking for a Buc-ee's onesie for my 7week old daughter. Well, they didnt have one, but they did have a pink one with the Texas Longhorn symbol on it. For a few minutes I considered buying it. Then my wife, who has never been to a Tennessee game saw me looking at it. She walked over and said, "Forget it, she's not ever wearing that." I came to my senses and got out of there. Im ashamed that I even considered putting a Texas onsie on my child.

Buc-ee's Beaver has the Fun Stores
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:shakehead:
 
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As I type, I am wearing a burt orange tee shirt that says 'TEXAS' and has Nike swoosh. No Longhorn logo though. Texas is iconic, rex. It's more than the school.
 
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rexvol said:
Im ashamed of myself. I need to confess that earlier today I was in Luling, TX. While there I stopped at the coolest gas station in the world called Buc-ee's. I wish you could all see this store. Any gas station that has picture of John Wayne in the bathroom and sells elk jerky is alright by me. While there I was looking for a Buc-ee's onesie for my 7week old daughter. Well, they didnt have one, but they did have a pink one with the Texas Longhorn symbol on it. For a few minutes I considered buying it. Then my wife, who has never been to a Tennessee game saw me looking at it. She walked over and said, "Forget it, she's not ever wearing that." I came to my senses and got out of there. Im ashamed that I even considered putting a Texas onsie on my child.

Buc-ee's Beaver has the Fun Stores
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forget about the onsie

the bigger issue is your wife never going to a Tennessee game
 
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my question would be, how many games has rex's wife allowed him to attend without her? Therein lies the measure of good woman.
 
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