Guru?

[bigtime]

I would like to announce my intentions as Etownvol's Running mate. First as Vice guru I will give Ego and 27 Hell! My record is strong in this area, Iv been doing it so long im not gonna change now. Second as Vice guru I will continue to draw the attention and affection of all Volnation women. They love me. Third besides Hman(who i promise to supply with a healthy amount of shrimps jokes) I have been here the longest! I believe I bring the experience nescesary to boost my running mate to the office of Volnation Guru!

Etownvol
Bigtime
08

 

[rwemyss]

I would like to announce that I am officially not running for GURU status...though I would graciously accept it if offered.

:lol: I love the attempt at reverse psychology!

 

[Etownvol]

anybody that makes a guru thread should be automatically disqualified from contention.

As should anyone with Chavis as part of their user name.

 

[Etownvol]

I would like to announce my intentions as Etownvol's Running mate. First as Vice guru I will give Ego and 27 Hell! My record is strong in this area, Iv been doing it so long im not gonna change now. Second as Vice guru I will continue to draw the attention and affection of all Volnation women. They love me. Third besides Hman(who i promise to supply with a healthy amount of shrimps jokes) I have been here the longest! I believe I bring the experience nescesary to boost my running mate to the office of Volnation Guru!

Etownvol
Bigtime
08

Let's do it!! We're gonna bring change in 08.

 

[VOLatile]

Let's do it!! We're gonna bring change in 08.

 

[Etownvol]

Thank you for that, Volatile...the peanut gallery.

 

[Chemvol]

:lol: I love the attempt at reverse psychology!

What do I have to lose? :dunno:

I wouldn't care about it if I had 10x the number of posts I have now. Honestly, it would be nice, but I'm just here to have fun and hang out with some fellow Vol fans.

 

[cd12]

Just a reminder...if you truly want to achieve guru status.........pay em in cash! Although volmanjr accepts goats, hogs, chickens...any breedable livestock.

 

[bigtime]

Let's do it!! We're gonna bring change in 08.

Yes! Im on the ticket!... Lets bring life back to this board!

 

[bigtime]

with nothing else positive to post about we might as well have fun campaigning around the board lol! Go Vols!

 

[Etownvol]

I agree completely...we need to secure some votes, and this will be a landslide.

 

[VOLatile]

I'll be gladd to see faildozer come through here when you see that I've been selected.

 

[bigtime]

I'll be gladd to see faildozer come through here when you see that I've been selected.

Hey joe what do ya know my post count and years as a member trump you!

 

[VOLatile]

Hey joe what do ya know my post count and years as a member trump you!

Yet you're running for VG...

 

[Etownvol]

Like it would be the first time the VP ran the country...

 

[matts42012]

Etownvol/bigtime.....you have my vote!!!!!!

 

[Etownvol]

thank you sir! that's like 6 votes already...only several thousand more to go.

 

[matts42012]

anything i can do to help with the campaign? im here to help

 

[VOLatile]

anything i can do to help with the campaign? im here to help

Support winners would be a good start.

 

[Etownvol]

Support winners would be a good start.

He is if my information is correct....you should be good to us...when we win we'll make you treasurer or sec. of volnation.

 

[Etownvol]

anything i can do to help with the campaign? im here to help

My people will be in touch.

 

[Fine Vol]

I want to be Guru and will have BPV as my running mate.

 

[Etownvol]

Chaos I tell you, pure chaos.

 

[volwindy]

I want to be Guru and will have BPV as my running mate.

:dry:

 

[VOLatile]

I want to be Guru and will have BPV as my running mate.

We cannot have you in the running. You'd be a lock to win. Right now, I'm on the best ticket there is. So vote for us and we'll make you honorary co-guru fan club captain.