Guitar Shots to the Head 11/12

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What I got out of this is that Lex wants to be more like Julia Roberts.:)
 
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My thoughts? i think this sums it up perfectly after your post:

:drive2:
 
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It ain't the car, it's the destination. But you sure do feel a lot better about the trip when you leave home in a Lexus. Tennesse can afford to trade the Dodge for a newer model. I say dang the interest rates, make the trade.
 
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It ain't the car, it's the destination. But you sure do feel a lot better about the trip when you leave home in a Lexus. Tennesse can afford to trade the Dodge for a newer model. I say dang the interest rates, make the trade.

scrap the lexus. I want a tank. Something we can wreck and keep on trucking with. I really wish someone would find a way to sell me on this team. I just can't buy into the fact that we have a real shot to go the SECC
 
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scrap the lexus. I want a tank. Something we can wreck and keep on trucking with. I really wish someone would find a way to sell me on this team. I just can't buy into the fact that we have a real shot to go the SECC

It is the way the chips have fallen. Turns out this has been lucky year for CPF....that is nowhere closed to finished yet.
 
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It is the way the chips have fallen. Turns out this has been lucky year for CPF....that is nowhere closed to finished yet.

and, while i promise i'm not trying to be negative, that scares the you know what out of me.
 
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Remember that you are talking to someone that lives in Lexington. My neighbors have me on speed dial!

hahaha. I can only imagine what it's like for you. I have a number of friends that are UK fans, but they are definitely a minority. I was a wee little one the last time Tennessee didn't beat Kentucky, so i have no idea what to expect if it comes to pass. Guess we'll find out in two weeks.
 
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I heard the announcers talking during the Florida game the other day and they said pre and during game Tebow's heartbeat was constant at 130/150 beats per minute during the game.That's pretty elevated, pretty fired up. I don't care at all about Brady. Try having inlaws from Michigan, maybe you can see my point. But I do think it's pretty neat when he headbutts his players, reminds me of when I use to coach in peewee football(for goodness sake).Nice article as usual.
 
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Good morning,

Recently joined Volnation a few weeks ago...

Can anyone explain why the thread is called "guitar shots to the head"?

Welcome to the board.

"Guitar Shots to the Head" is an ode to Lex's idol, The Honky Tonk Man and his proclivity for sneaking up behind people and smacking them upside the head with a fake stratocaster filled with baby powder for effect.
 
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Welcome to the board.

"Guitar Shots to the Head" is an ode to Lex's idol, The Honky Tonk Man and his proclivity for sneaking up behind people and smacking them upside the head with a fake stratocaster filled with baby powder for effect.
Like I said.....
 
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Lex had the honkeytonk man for his avatar. He would whack people in the back of the head with a guitar.
 
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Welcome to the board.

"Guitar Shots to the Head" is an ode to Lex's idol, The Honky Tonk Man and his proclivity for sneaking up behind people and smacking them upside the head with a fake stratocaster filled with baby powder for effect.

ummmm.. it was a real stratocaster and the dusty "baby powder" was a real effect. Are you trying to imply that professional wrestling is fake?
 
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The inside story is that the Mods vetoed the original title, "Confessions of a Transvestite Hooker".

That was from a brainstorming session after a very difficult time in my life.....I thought PMs were supposed to be kept private!:eek:lol:

Other titles given consideration:
Smokie's corner: Doggy Stylings
Lex's Ruminations: My Fetal Position
General Neyland is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself
 
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