Guitar Shots: The Hokey Pahokee

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“You do the Hokey Pahokee and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about”.
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Forget putting a fence around Tennessee. I say put a fence around Pahokee. After all it is Knoxville’s newest “sister city.”
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Great lines, Lex! Knoxville will simply annex Pahokee and it's only a start to the number of Florida cities we will own after this staff has a few years to work them.

That's why Gators fans are so upset. We've clearly extended the fence onto what was, at one time, their property.
 
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utmba93 said:
Great lines, Lex! Knoxville will simply annex Pahokee and it's only a start to the number of Florida cities we will own after this staff has a few years to work them.

That's why Gators fans are so upset. We've clearly extended the fence onto what was, at one time, their property.
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Pahokee will be a perfect "launch pad" for further assaults in enemy territory!
 
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My apologies to Britney fans for misspelling her name. On second thought with their collective IQ it is likely to go unnoticed.
 
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Lexvol said:
Pahokee will be a perfect "launch pad" for further assaults in enemy territory!
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Absolutely... after we have a foothold in Pahokee, the ensuing South Florida invasion will be the football equivalent of the Normandy invasion in WWII and Kiffin will become our Ike! :rock:
 
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Great read and excellent take on the situation. I don't know that anybody could have predicted this would turn out well, but let's hope it does for both sides!
 
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nice job. Here's hoping we affect their census numbers more next year too
 
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I heard a story about a game played there one night fall of 07. The fella who told it was there to scout players, and he took his father in law along. Now his f.i.l was known to be a big bullshitter, but this fella has a history for honesty. He swears before they went to the game, a deputy sheriff in the area was eating dinner at the same restaurant, overheard their conversation about going to the game, and asked if they were armed. This fella says hell no what do you mean, and the DS relpies, don't go to that game without having a weapon and actually offered to get them one. After the game a big fight broke out and they were chased to their car. This fella said it was the wildest high school football game he had ever attended, and he had coached at the high school and community college level in Florida. Don't know if this is true, just thought it might be of interest. GO VOLS
 
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