tvvolsfan, I admire your resilience, and I think you truly do believe that OSU-Michigan is the best rivalry. I can understand why you're not too interested in Army-Navy right now - I probably wasn't when I was 16. It's not flashy, it's not glitzy, you don't know the names of the players. And I think when you're a bit older you'll look back and realize why all that stuff makes it unique and truly great.
If you ever have the chance to go to an Army-Navy game, please do. You'll have a great experience. It's the only game where every single US citizen could have an interest in the game. It's the only one that will be broadcast every year on national television (no regional broadcast) regardless of records. It's the only one that will be watched by service members across the world. It's the only one where hatred of the opponent is nearly matched by respect for the opponent. And contrary to some claims on here, sometimes it is great football. Maybe not the fastest or strongest or quickest players, but it's true football at its heart, played with honor.