Great Bama Breakdown by Clay Travis...

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#2
"I'm terrified that the Tennessee Titans are going to end up with Crompton and we'll never be apart. "

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#3
I will be at a wedding in NC tomorrow the same time as the game, ugh :). Does anyone know any internet sites that I can watch the game on? thanks
 
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#7
"Two weeks ago Georgia scored on a touchdown on a kickoff return. The same thing happened against Ohio a month ago. Meanwhile Auburn gouged the Vols all night with big returns. Adding it all up, wait for this, Tennessee is 118 out of 120 teams in kickoff coverage.

Stop laughing Alabama fans, you're 102. And you've also had two kickoffs returned for touchdowns against you.

I have a proposition, could both teams just reach a gentleman's agreement to start each drive on the 30?"

That is funny
 
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#8
"At some point, if you're a male Alabama fan with hugely drooping Bama Bangs, shaking a red and white pompom, wearing a bowtie above khaki pants that are too tight, and sunglasses hanging on a cord around your neck, don't you have to look at yourself in the mirror and think, "My God, I am a huge clown. Tuscaloosa is the only place on Earth right now where I could walk into a bar without people believing I was dressed up for Halloween as the biggest tool in America."

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bigorange29 said:
I will be at a wedding in NC tomorrow the same time as the game, ugh :). Does anyone know any internet sites that I can watch the game on? thanks
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Ericvol2096 said:
This is one you should sit out...seriously! IT'S BAMA!
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yeah, you actually look like you're coming down with something...possibly H1N1...you don't want to go infecting the entire crowd at the wedding, you should probably stay behind for this one. you need me to forge you a dr's note?
 
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#13
My favorite part...

"Most fanbases greet the No. 1 ranking in the country with trepidation, seeing defeat lurking in unlikely corners. Not Alabama. They expect their team to squash all competition, including, if necessary, such lightweights as NFL champions. In fact, many Crimson Tide fans would argue that you can't be overly confident when you've won 99 consecutive national championships. (I'm citing the always reliable Paul Finebaum for that statistic.) And they have a point there. They have been successful.":lolabove:
 
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