good ways to strike up conversations with hot girls

#80
#80
dembewbs said:
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
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Uh.. What's the disease that makes you act big and bad on a message board called?
 
#82
#82
Next time you are in line buying your Fruit Loops, Lube and Maxim Magazine, tell her "You looked very peaceful while you were sleeping last night".
 
#87
#87
volger said:
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman . . . He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.' The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch? 'What's so special about it?' The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies:

'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, Damn thing's an hour fast.
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This is pure gold. Im gonna use it. If nothing else, it will get a good laugh. Make her laugh and its all down hill from there.
 
#88
#88
"Come over here and sit on my lap- we can talk about the first thing that comes up"
Try this
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#89
#89
"I have to ask you a very important question...ninjas or pirates?"

Within 30 minutes I had her in my bedroom.

I don't remember the ones that failed.
 
#94
#94
volger said:
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman . . . He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.' The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch? 'What's so special about it?' The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies:

'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, Damn thing's an hour fast.
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Outstanding.
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#98
#98
I would probably begin with the very classy line like Say sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich. And then I will commence with some sweet words in her ear, like I would like to take a bite outta yo butt. And then I will close the deal, by giving her a preview of the goods
 
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#99
#99
OrangeVol79 said:
I would probably begin with the very classy line like Say sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich. And then I will commence with some sweet words in her ear, like I would like to take a bite outta yo butt. And then I will close the deal, by giving her a preview of the goods
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she might take the whole "fish" thing the wrong way...
 
#100
#100
dembewbs said:
she might take the whole "fish" thing the wrong way...
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Works for this guy
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