I loved this section..
"During the season, Kif has been known to sleep four nights a week at the office, just to save the time going home and back. He pretty much lives there, in that tiny office with the cupcakes squirreled away in the drawers and the pretzels on the shelf. It got so bad that once, last year, fellow coaches hid his blanket and pillow so he would go home. "
I think he and Coach O should get along -- cupcakes, pretzels, redbull, and slim jims -- the four basic food groups.