Good Jokes about this Weeks Opponent...

[Gator H8R]

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[MSCE09]

The generic 'enter school name here' jokes are pretty lame.

 

[rockytopcowboy]

How do you get a Gator grad off of your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

HAR DEE HAR HAR!!!!!

 

[strongtower]

Lets get these warmed up for pregame this Saturday...

Post your good jokes to use against each other...


Q. How many Tennessee Vols does it take to win an SEC Championship?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!


Q. Where do you go in Knoxville in case of a tornado?

A. To Neyland Stadium--they never get a touchdown there!



Q. What do you call a Tennessee Vol with a SEC championship ring?

A. A thief.

And my favorite

Q: where was OJ going in the white bronco?

A: to Tennessee--- he knew there's no way anyone would ever find a heisman winner there

why are you crackin UT jokes? Shouldn't they be UF jokes?

 

[strongtower]

Major fail. How you gonna use these SEC Championship jokes on a team that has won 13 of them?

+1

 

[pualsline]

What are the requirements for the University of Florida?
showing up

Why is the Florida mascot a gator?
It was the only one ugly enough

What do you call a gator fan with half a brain?
gifted

If a stupid blonde, a smart Gator student, and Santa Claus were playing cards, who would win?
The stupid blonde. The other two don't exist

What does a Florida grad call a Tennessee grad?
Boss

What is the new "Honor" system at the University of Florida?
"Yes, Your Honor" and "No, Your Honor"

 

[sober one kenobi]

whats a mile long and has an @$$hole every foot?
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Florida's homecoming parade

 

[sober one kenobi]

why do they only teach drivers ed. 3 days a week at florida?
they use the back seat for sex ed. the other two days

 

[sober one kenobi]

how do you get a florida girl out of her dorm room?
Grease her thighs

 

[VolForLife83]

Who is this guy?

Sounds like a Vandy, or Ky fan who is flipping his teams jokes on us
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[inVOLuntary Fan]

A young girl in Gainsville was called to the front of the class by her teacher. The teacher said, "Suzy can you use the word 'handsome' in a sentence?" Suzy thought for a second before she blurted out, "Oh I know, I know...sometimes my mouth gets tired when I'm making my daddy happy so I have to use my handsome."

 

[BigPapaVol]

has anyone used "OP is a douchebag" yet?

 

[VolForLife83]

A young girl in Gainsville was called to the front of the class by her teacher. The teacher said, "Suzy can you use the word 'handsome' in a sentence?" Suzy thought for a second before she blurted out, "Oh I know, I know...sometimes my mouth gets tired when I'm making my daddy happy so I have to use my handsome."

Haha
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[EricC1717]

What does a tennessee fan and florida fan have in common?

neither of them went to school in gainesville

 

[Eberry]

Jokes about Florida.. Florida is a joke within itself.. lol

 

[Dellenn]

Jokes about Florida.. Florida is a joke within itself.. lol

Gotta be hard having a losing record all time to that joke, and having lost 6 years in a row...That must be worth atleast a few chuckles.

 

[Unfrozen Caveman]

John Brantley is 1-0 against the Vols, Peyton Manning was 0-4...

How is Brantley the joke?

You are a joke you inbred meth addicted registered sex offender.Go back under the bridge where you came from you stinking slimey troll.

 

[utalumn2004]

Lets get these warmed up for pregame this Saturday...

Post your good jokes to use against each other...


Q. How many Tennessee Vols does it take to win an SEC Championship?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!


Q. Where do you go in Knoxville in case of a tornado?

A. To Neyland Stadium--they never get a touchdown there!



Q. What do you call a Tennessee Vol with a SEC championship ring?

A. A thief.

And my favorite

Q: where was OJ going in the white bronco?

A: to Tennessee--- he knew there's no way anyone would ever find a heisman winner there

Question: did you have to leave your mother's basement to post this?

 

[VFL]

 

[MRobVFL]

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Looks like the blind kid from Dumb and Dumber photoshopped that together

 

[aprilandaaron]

What do you get when you have the entire university of Florida cheerleaders together ?
A. A full set of teeth .
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[DieRache]

You know why we know the toothbrush was invented by a Gator fan?
If any one else would have invented it they would have called it a teethbrush.

 

[McVolfan]

You are a joke you inbred meth addicted registered sex offender.Go back under the bridge where you came from you stinking slimey troll.

Hey don't sugarcoat it Caveman, tell him how you really feel! :good!:

 

[volnation2217]

A Florida fan, Georgia fan, Bama fan, and a UT fan were all hiking up a mountain. They were all arguing about who was the biggest fan. The Georgia fan said, "I'll show you who is the biggest fan." Then, he jumped off the cliff screaming "this if for the Bulldogs!" The Bama fan followed him with a "Roll Tide" and jumped over the edge as well. Not to be outdone, the Vol fan screams "This if for Tennessee" and kicked the Gator fan square in the ass and off the mountain! Go Vols!!

 

[VFL]

A Florida fan, Georgia fan, Bama fan, and a UT fan were all hiking up a mountain. They were all arguing about who was the biggest fan. The Georgia fan said, "I'll show you who is the biggest fan." Then, he jumped off the cliff screaming "this if for the Bulldogs!" The Bama fan followed him with a "Roll Tide" and jumped over the edge as well. Not to be outdone, the Vol fan screams "This if for Tennessee" and kicked the Gator fan square in the ass and off the mountain! Go Vols!!

:lolabove: Still a classic.