Good Jokes about this Weeks Opponent...

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Lets get these warmed up for pregame this Saturday...

Post your good jokes to use against each other...


Q. How many Tennessee Vols does it take to win an SEC Championship?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!


Q. Where do you go in Knoxville in case of a tornado?

A. To Neyland Stadium--they never get a touchdown there!



Q. What do you call a Tennessee Vol with a SEC championship ring?

A. A thief.

And my favorite

Q: where was OJ going in the white bronco?

A: to Tennessee--- he knew there's no way anyone would ever find a heisman winner there
 
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Dellenn said:
Lets get these warmed up for pregame this Saturday...

Post your good jokes to use against each other...


Q. How many Tennessee Vols does it take to win an SEC Championship?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!


Q. Where do you go in Knoxville in case of a tornado?

A. To Neyland Stadium--they never get a touchdown there!



Q. What do you call a Tennessee Vol with a SEC championship ring?

A. A thief.

And my favorite

Q: where was OJ going in the white bronco?

A: to Tennessee--- he knew there's no way anyone would ever find a heisman winner there
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Thread title is incredibly misleading given what you just served up.
 
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Dellenn said:
Lets get these warmed up for pregame this Saturday...

Post your good jokes to use against each other...


Q. How many Tennessee Vols does it take to win an SEC Championship?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!


Q. Where do you go in Knoxville in case of a tornado?

A. To Neyland Stadium--they never get a touchdown there!



Q. What do you call a Tennessee Vol with a SEC championship ring?

A. A thief.

And my favorite

Q: where was OJ going in the white bronco?

A: to Tennessee--- he knew there's no way anyone would ever find a heisman winner there
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Major fail. How you gonna use these SEC Championship jokes on a team that has won 13 of them?
 
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Did anyone else hear that awful caller on the post game show Saturday? He had like 3 comments, two questions, and a joke?
 
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John Brantley is 1-0 against the Vols, Peyton Manning was 0-4...

How is Brantley the joke?
 
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What's the difference betwen a 300 pound heifer and a UF cheerleader?
About 30 pounds, but if you grain feed the heifer, she'll catch up.
 
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If you have a car containing a Gator wide receiver, a Gator linebacker, and a Gator defensive back, who is driving the car?
The cop. MuRr
 
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There was an UF grad who bought a horse from a minister. The minister said, "Say 'Praise the Lord' to make him go, and 'Amen' to make him stop." The UF grad took the horse and left. They were galloping at quite a fast pace when they suddenly approached a cliff. The Gator forgot what to do, and kept on yelling, "Stop! Stop!" until he finally remembered. He then yelled "Amen," and the horse stopped. Seeing that they were saved and only a few inches away from the cliff, the Gator was rejoiced and yelled, "Praise the Lord!"
 
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A man walks into a store and says, "I would like a orange hat, blue pants, green sweater, and white shoes." The clerk says, "Are you a Gator fan?" "Yes," replies the man, "How did you guess--by the color combination?" "No," answers the clerk, "because this is a hardware store."
 
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If you have one gun with two bullets, and Steve Spurrier, Hussein, and Castro in a room, what do you do?
Shoot Spurrier twice to make sure the jerk is dead.
 
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The University of Florida was going to put on Christmas Pageant last year but they had to cancel. They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. (an oldie but a goodie)
 
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See, nothing like a thread full of jokes...

Keep them coming...I'll post more, but I's a Floriduh grad and a little slow
 
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What is the difference between Steve Spurrier and a litter of puppies?
Eventually, the puppies will grow up and stop whining.
 
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