Global Warming

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wilburnVol

wilburnVol

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I went to UT in the early 70s and for the life of me, I can remember freezing my ass off, snow on the ground for games, what happened to the weather? It's like Fall and Winter got shifted two months to the right or something. :dunno:

 
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No it's not global warming. It's because bammer is winning, you see, when you sell your soul to the bad man, they start moving in. Rising temps in Georgia, Mississippi, and Tennessee. Does it make sense now?
 
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More info discovered.

During a quarterly meeting of "Bammers for Global Domination", they decided that buying players wouldn't work anymore. So the next best thing was to sell thier souls. No information as to how long it will last. But I did hear they initially asked for the bear to come back but he was gainfully employed at the Taco John's down in hell and said he had a better benefits package.

This information was obtained by a source close to VP Chaney. He was here at Robins a few weeks ago. And we all know how he likes to run his mouth.
 
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Originally posted by USAF_Vol@Nov 10, 2005 6:21 PM
More info discovered. 

During a quarterly meeting of "Bammers for Global Domination", they decided that buying players wouldn't work anymore.  So the next best thing was to sell thier souls.  No information as to how long it will last.  But I did hear they initially asked for the bear to come back but he was gainfully employed at the Taco John's down in hell and said he had a better benefits package. 

This information was obtained by a source close to VP Chaney.  He was here at Robins a few weeks ago.  And we all know how he likes to run his mouth.
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:yahoo: :lolabove: :tease2: :eek:lol: :eek:lol: :lolabove: :lolabove: :clapping:
 
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Originally posted by USAF_Vol@Nov 10, 2005 3:33 PM
No it's not global warming.  It's because bammer is winning, you see, when you sell your soul to the bad man, they start moving in.  Rising temps in Georgia, Mississippi, and Tennessee.  Does it make sense now?
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That is the post of the week. :devilsmoke: :devilsmoke: :devilsmoke:
 
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Originally posted by Lexvol@Nov 10, 2005 4:17 PM
That is the post of the week.  :devilsmoke:  :devilsmoke:  :devilsmoke:
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Why thank you my good man. I had a sudden spark of creativity. It's gone now.
 
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Originally posted by wilburnVol@Nov 10, 2005 4:13 PM
:yahoo:  :lolabove:  :tease2:  :eek:lol:  :eek:lol:  :lolabove:  :lolabove:  :clapping:
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actually, a scientist has found a correlation between tobacco spit/juice and local climate. the juice sits on the ground and dries. once dried, the stuff begins to insulate the ground or sidewalk or parking lot below it. it also absorbs more heat than the same spot of ground with no tobacco spit. this extra heat not only raises the temperature in its immediate vicinity, but stores heat so that larger areas get warmed. these little brown places are known to the science community as "hick-heat spots" and large regions of them are now visible with satellite imagery. it is believed that 50-60 thousand drops of tobacco spit in a square mile area can raise the temperature in the neighborhood of 4-8 degrees if there is a dry spell. imagine 90,000 people spitting around the stadium any given saturday, and think about the rise in temperature.... you want ice-ball back at UT, outlaw dipping and chewing on campus.

finebomb :p :p
 
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Originally posted by Finebomb@Nov 10, 2005 4:23 PM
actually, a scientist has found a correlation between tobacco spit/juice and local climate. the juice sits on the ground and dries. once dried, the stuff begins to insulate the ground or sidewalk or parking lot below it. it also absorbs more heat than the same spot of ground with no tobacco spit. this extra heat not only raises the temperature in its immediate vicinity, but stores heat so that larger areas get warmed. these little brown places are known to the science community as "hick-heat spots" and large regions of them are now visible with satellite imagery. it is believed that 50-60 thousand drops of tobacco spit in a square mile area can raise the temperature in the neighborhood of 4-8 degrees if there is a dry spell. imagine 90,000 people spitting around the stadium any given saturday, and think about the rise in temperature.... you want ice-ball back at UT, outlaw dipping and chewing on campus.

finebomb :p :p
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So it's Randy Sanders' fault?
 
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Originally posted by Finebomb@Nov 10, 2005 6:53 PM
actually, a scientist has found a correlation between tobacco spit/juice and local climate. the juice sits on the ground and dries. once dried, the stuff begins to insulate the ground or sidewalk or parking lot below it. it also absorbs more heat than the same spot of ground with no tobacco spit. this extra heat not only raises the temperature in its immediate vicinity, but stores heat so that larger areas get warmed. these little brown places are known to the science community as "hick-heat spots" and large regions of them are now visible with satellite imagery. it is believed that 50-60 thousand drops of tobacco spit in a square mile area can raise the temperature in the neighborhood of 4-8 degrees if there is a dry spell. imagine 90,000 people spitting around the stadium any given saturday, and think about the rise in temperature.... you want ice-ball back at UT, outlaw dipping and chewing on campus.

finebomb :p :p
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I love science. I really do. :eek:lol:
 
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