Getting Married Today

#2
#2
I'm assuming its too late to make a run for the border, so good luck and congratulations.
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#3
#3
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4C-t18-Vvs[/youtube]
Congrats..way to think it through. :)
 
#4
#4
Good luck. You'll figure out why she is smiling so big as she walks down the aisle a bit further into the marriage.

Congrats.
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#8
#8
Here's to no more sex!!! Congratulations on the marriage.
 
#9
#9
Congratulations. When our wedding party walked into the reception Down The Field played. When we walked in Rocky Top played.
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#13
#13
it doesnt matter what they play, you wont remember it anyway. Wont remember most of the day either.
Except when you wake up the next morning with a ring on your finger. Then you'll say 'oh yeah"
 
#14
#14
GreveHaller said:
it doesnt matter what they play, you wont remember it anyway. Wont remember most of the day either.
Except when you wake up the next morning with a ring on your finger. Then you'll say 'oh yeah"
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When you wake up and you find your huevos are missing. Don't worry, they'll either be in a mason jar over the fireplace or in her purse.
 
#17
#17
My condolences. Will send prayers.


I'm sure you two will fair better than JLo and Marc Anthony. Congrats.
 
#23
#23
ToineMac said:
I wish someone would have warned me. Single dudes if you like feeding her the peter meat, never put a ring on her finger.
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it wouldnt matter if your friends had told you. They could have said anything but she was dabbing the knob. She wins.
Then reality sets in...
 
#24
#24
ToineMac said:
I wish someone would have warned me. Single dudes if you like feeding her the peter meat, never put a ring on her finger.
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Yet somehow divorcees once again enjoy the throat yogurt
 
#25
#25
GreveHaller said:
it wouldnt matter if your friends had told you. They could have said anything but she was dabbing the knob. She wins.
Then reality sets in...
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I don't have many married friends other than my wife's friends' husbands who have been forced upon me. Something I don't understand is why? What happens that makes women think thats cool.
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