Gettin' Old Ain't Fer Sissies

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I was 25

 

[LittleCat]

bunch of poosies

 

[Thrasher865]

Who is banned now? Not 3" surely.

Yeah. Turned out, he was just another one of Pooch's alters.

 

[VIF]

I'm just lulzing over the fact that TEX and SPARTY are perceived to be older than me.

 

[rockytop114]

gettin old sucks . i fill it erry day

 

[theFallGuy]

Old People are hilarious!

This is Tex

 

[volinreallife]

I'm just lulzing over the fact that TEX and SPARTY are perceived to be older than me.

You were here when the first vikings came to the U.S.

 

[mcompton]

I'll be 53 in Feb. Sly is right...gettin old is not for sissies

 

[Spartacavolus]

I'm 42 going on 25 fools.

Now excuse me as I need to stretch it out before I get out of bed too quickly.

 

[Slydell]

I'm just lulzing over the fact that TEX and SPARTY are perceived to be older than me.

It's intentional for a reason old feller.

 

[VIF]

It's intentional for a reason old feller.

Eh? You say something?

 

[Slydell]

Eh? You say something?

Unfortunately, I have two of those. They ain't cheap either.

 

[volfan6782]

Smells like gold bond powder and denture cream in here.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Unfortunately, I have two of those. They ain't cheap either.

Sly, Have you reached the point yet where you feel better after a massive poop vs sex? If not, it is coming!

 

[VIF]

Sly, Have you reached the point yet where you feel better after a massive poop vs sex? If not, it is coming!

Ha, Sly is feeling good if he can make it to the toilet in time! lol:

 

[Slydell]

Sly, Have you reached the point yet where you feel better after a massive poop vs sex? If not, it is coming!

No, what's it like?

 

[Slydell]

Ha, Sly is feeling good if he can make it to the toilet in time! lol:

That's why I'm posting from the bathroom.

 

[Behr]

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

 

[VIF]

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Dang, those baseboards are filthy.hmy:

 

[Jax_Vol]

No, what's it like?

Trust me, you shall know soon!

Of course, the best is simultaneous!!! Massive pooping during.....well, you get the picture

 

[VIF]

Trust me, you shall know soon!

Of course, the best is simultaneous!!! Massive pooping during.....well, you get the picture

The dreaded Cleveland Steamerlol:

 

[Jax_Vol]

The dreaded Cleveland Steamerlol:

Yeah, I tried telling my wife that's what it is. But she ain't buying into it... Anyone have any photos that I could show her?

 

[VIF]

Yeah, I tried telling my wife that's what it is. But she ain't buying into it... Anyone have any photos that I could show her?

Try OE:yes:

 

[Slydell]

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

I used to laugh at this joke when I was younger. Now, I am this joke. I find myself waiting until I've dropped a number of things on the floor before getting down there and picking them all up. Help.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I used to laugh at this joke when I was younger. Now, I am this joke. I find myself waiting until I've dropped a number of things on the floor before getting down there and picking them all up. Help.

My pap had a "pincher" on a long stick he would uses lol