Get your hate on for Mizzou

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Eddie Vol Halen

Eddie Vol Halen

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I used to like Mizzou. They were the plucky team that got jobbed in that Nebraska and Colorado game. When I heard they were coming to the SEC, I thought, "ain't that sweet." I was ready to rate them with Arkansas - a plucky team punching above their weight that I'd pull for when they weren't playing Tennessee.

Then Derek Stooley lays down and goes fetal in our first game against them. They win the East two straight years while we were happy to go 0.500 and whip us straight.

I hate them now. I get more satisfaction than I ever thought I would from the thought of curb-stomping them. I think they rate above Vandy on the hate meter.

Their safe places give a bad name to real, militant Leftist movements that could crush any gun toting, fence building Trump militia.

Cannot beat this team bad enough tomorrow. GBO!
 
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Usually I roll my eyes and ignore your posts after reading the first ten words, but.....



HELL YEAH BROTHER
 
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Eddie Vol Halen said:
I used to like Mizzou. They were the plucky team that got jobbed in that Nebraska and Colorado game. When I heard they were coming to the SEC, I thought, "ain't that sweet." I was ready to rate them with Arkansas - a plucky team punching above their weight that I'd pull for when they weren't playing Tennessee.

Then Derek Stooley lays down and goes fetal in our first game against them. They win the East two straight years while we were happy to go 0.500 and whip us straight.

I hate them now. I get more satisfaction than I ever thought I would from the thought of curb-stomping them. I think they rate above Vandy on the hate meter.

Their safe places give a bad name to real, militant Leftist movements that could crush any gun toting, fence building Trump militia.

Cannot beat this team bad enough tomorrow. GBO!
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I was with you until you took an insane turn into political nonsense. Let's keep it about the foosball.
 
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VolFanHenry said:
I was with you until you took an insane turn into political nonsense. Let's keep it about the foosball.
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Would it be an Eddie Vol Halen post without some :crazy: ??

And, besides, it doesn't get any crazier than safe spaces and swastikas made of poop. Blame Mizzou and get your hate on. Hope for and expect a true beat down!
 
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I live in Saint Louis and have always hated UM. It was nice for them to join the SEC so I was able to get more Tennessee games in ! Everything is cyclical and they are the doormat right now. I say VOLS By 30 tomorrow .

Muck Fizzou
 
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Eddie Vol Halen said:
Their safe places give a bad name to real, militant Leftist movements that could crush any gun toting, fence building Trump militia.
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I do not hate. Hate is a withering burden, a sickness of the soul.

When the Vols whip Mizzou, I will be gracious. I will offer to buy their fans a drink. If their fans are pricks, I will remove the valve core stems from their tires.
 
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Eddie Vol Halen said:
I used to like Mizzou. They were the plucky team that got jobbed in that Nebraska and Colorado game. When I heard they were coming to the SEC, I thought, "ain't that sweet." I was ready to rate them with Arkansas - a plucky team punching above their weight that I'd pull for when they weren't playing Tennessee.

Then Derek Stooley lays down and goes fetal in our first game against them. They win the East two straight years while we were happy to go 0.500 and whip us straight.

I hate them now. I get more satisfaction than I ever thought I would from the thought of curb-stomping them. I think they rate above Vandy on the hate meter.

Their safe places give a bad name to real, militant Leftist movements that could crush any gun toting, fence building Trump militia.

Cannot beat this team bad enough tomorrow. GBO!
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Eddie Vol Halen said:
I used to like Mizzou. They were the plucky team that got jobbed in that Nebraska and Colorado game. When I heard they were coming to the SEC, I thought, "ain't that sweet." I was ready to rate them with Arkansas - a plucky team punching above their weight that I'd pull for when they weren't playing Tennessee.

Then Derek Stooley lays down and goes fetal in our first game against them. They win the East two straight years while we were happy to go 0.500 and whip us straight.

I hate them now. I get more satisfaction than I ever thought I would from the thought of curb-stomping them. I think they rate above Vandy on the hate meter.

Their safe places give a bad name to real, militant Leftist movements that could crush any gun toting, fence building Trump militia.

Cannot beat this team bad enough tomorrow. GBO!
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I have to agree. I want a good, Ol'fashion curbstomping. Let's finish the season strong.
We are going to give up some points but I think we can hang 40+ on them and will be disappointed if we don't.
 
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Tin Man said:
I do not hate. Hate is a withering burden, a sickness of the soul.

When the Vols whip Mizzou, I will be gracious. I will offer to buy their fans a drink. If their fans are pricks, I will remove the valve core stems from their tires.
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That's fine. And while you're at it, tell the bartender and bouncer they are causing a disturbance.
 
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Looking forward to UT taking those snowflakes and making them eat the yellow snow.
 
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Tin Man said:
I do not hate. Hate is a withering burden, a sickness of the soul.

When the Vols whip Mizzou, I will be gracious. I will offer to buy their fans a drink. If their fans are pricks, I will remove the valve core stems from their tires.
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That sounds pretty hateful to me. I like it, but it is hateful!

:)
 
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Tin Man said:
I do not hate. Hate is a withering burden, a sickness of the soul.

When the Vols whip Mizzou, I will be gracious. I will offer to buy their fans a drink. If their fans are pricks, I will remove the valve core stems from their tires.
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I sat with a bunch of their fans when we played them at home the first time. They were very cool!
 
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