Georgia Peach

[Georgia Peach]

im randy

You're Billy.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

You're Billy.

Yes....randy/horny

 

[Georgia Peach]

Der looser. So what do you want to do about it? You got hand cuffs right?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Der looser. So what do you want to do about it? You got hand cuffs right?

Several, leg shackles

 

[Georgia Peach]

Alright. Well here's the plan:

I'll be on the side of the road with my hood up. When you approach I will say, "oh, mister officer, woe is me, I am stuck on this lil ol' highway and my POS Mazda has broken down. What am I going to do?"

And then you will say, "well, ma'am, I have some jumper cables in my car. Why don't the two of us go look for them together. I'll even let you play with my handcuffs."

Once we are out in the woods I will handcuff you and take your keys, gun, and walkie talkie. Then a bear will come along and eat you for dinner.

 

[VolForLife83]

Alright. Well here's the plan:

I'll be on the side of the road with my hood up. When you approach I will say, "oh, mister officer, woe is me, I am stuck on this lil ol' highway and my POS Mazda has broken down. What am I going to do?"

And then you will say, "well, ma'am, I have some jumper cables in my car. Why don't the two of us go look for them together. I'll even let you play with my handcuffs."

Once we are out in the woods I will handcuff you and take your keys, gun, and walkie talkie. Then a bear will come along and eat you for dinner.

Dang.....

33 had a Mazda too. Just sayin

 

[Georgia Peach]

I drive a Volvo.

 

[volsforever27]

Outstanding thread.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Volvo.......wtf?

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

98 Chevy Blazer beeeches

 

[Georgia Peach]

Volvo.......wtf?

What do you not understand and I will try to help you.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

 

[VolForLife83]

http://images.moviepostershop.com/peach-y
fuzz-movie-poster-1977-1020207054.jpg

Lol

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

What do you not understand and I will try to help you.

:snoring:

 

[Georgia Peach]

:snoring:

Lost cause that one.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Lost cause that one.

Just better things to talk about. Not a bad car, just boring.

 

[Georgia Peach]

Just better things to talk about. Not a bad car, just boring.

Well excuuuuuse me. :closedeyes:

 

[Georgia Peach]

Outstanding thread.

Not as good as the Van Halen thread.

 

[volsforever27]

Not as good as the Van Halen thread.

You're right.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Most important things is, you drive a very safe car.

 

[Georgia Peach]

What do you drive, Tex? The Pussywagon?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Chevy 1500 crew cab 4x4

 

[VolForLife83]

Chevy 1500 crew cab 4x4

Redneck

 

[Behr]

The Shadow

 

[Behr]

Chevy 1500 crew cab 4x4

I traded my Chevy for a Cadillacyakyakyakyak.