Georgia Jokes

#51
#51
Q: What does a Georgia Bulldog fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?

A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
 
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#52
#52
Why does the UGA football team wear uniforms made out of polyester?
No virgin wool within a hundred miles of the UGA campus!
 
#55
#55
colvol said:
A GA fan on a TN website.

Hilarious
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LOVE IT! lol

okay, heres the last one from me for the night, there's beer to be drank and a drive to knoxville in the morning...

Why do Georgia grads keep their diplomas on their dash boards?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.
 
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#56
#56
VolMaster14 said:
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FN hilarious!
 
#57
#57
A man from Georgia goes to his attorney and says " I want a dayvorce!" The attorney looks at him and asks, "Well do you have a case?" The man says "of course I have a case! What do you think I mow my field with?" The attorney shook his head and said "No, what I mean is, do you have a suit?" "Of course I have a suit! I wear it to church evry Sundy!" The attorney tries again by asking " Sir, do you have a grudge?" "Well yes I have a grudge, that's where I park my case!" Frustrated the attorney asks with a stern voice, " Mr. is your wife a nagger?" The man said " No, but our last child was a little nagger and that's why I want this dayvorce!"
 
#59
#59
killacamoh9 said:
I've always found these SEC/redneck jokes kind of ironic. The only thing that changes is the school you're referring to, just enter Alabama/Georgia/Kentucky/Arkansas/Tennessee as the school. Anywho, go Vols. Its our turn to lay the whippin this year.
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Got that figgered out do ya?
 
#60
#60
killacamoh9 said:
I've always found these SEC/redneck jokes kind of ironic. The only thing that changes is the school you're referring to, just enter Alabama/Georgia/Kentucky/Arkansas/Tennessee as the school. Anywho, go Vols. Its our turn to lay the whippin this year.
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KIDS DON'T READ THIS POST.
You totally ruined it for me. That's as bad as telling a kid there's not really a santa claus.
 
#62
#62
orangetaz said:
Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in South Carolina when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking
quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend.
A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write the story and says, "I'll title it 'Young Tiger Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal.'" "But I'm not a Tiger fan", the little hero replies. "Sorry, since we're in South Carolina, I just assumed you were", says the reporter and
he starts writing again.
He asks, "How does 'Gamecock Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack' sound?"
"I'm not a Gamecock fan either", the boy says.
"Oh, I thought everyone in South Carolina was either for the Tigers or the Gamecocks. "What team do you root for?", the reporter asks.
"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Georgia Bulldog fan", the boy replies, "they're just the best!"
The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Redneck Bastard From Georgia Kills Beloved Family Pet".
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LMFAO that is just hilarious my friend.. Thank you.
 
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#63
#63
A Georgia fan and a Georgia football player went hunting. They came upon some tracks. The fan said, "Look at those deer tracks." The player said, "No, those look like bear tracks." They were still arguing when the train hit them.
 
#64
#64
orangetaz said:
Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in South Carolina when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking
quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend.
A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write the story and says, "I'll title it 'Young Tiger Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal.'" "But I'm not a Tiger fan", the little hero replies. "Sorry, since we're in South Carolina, I just assumed you were", says the reporter and
he starts writing again.
He asks, "How does 'Gamecock Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack' sound?"
"I'm not a Gamecock fan either", the boy says.
"Oh, I thought everyone in South Carolina was either for the Tigers or the Gamecocks. "What team do you root for?", the reporter asks.
"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Georgia Bulldog fan", the boy replies, "they're just the best!"
The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Redneck Bastard From Georgia Kills Beloved Family Pet".
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I put a million jokes on this thread and this one trumps them all!! :lolabove:
 
#66
#66
what do 13 year old girls in Georgia say during sex?




get of me daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes!
 
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