Gators and Vols should be friends!

[Vol-Town]

One foggy night, a Tennessee fan and a Florida fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Knoxville. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Florida fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the Volunteer fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.

The Florida fan walks over to the Volunteer fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Volunteer fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."

The Volunteer fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Gator fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Gator fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Gator fan hands it back to the Volunteer fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Volunteer fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

 

[Daddy Gee]

heh

 

[TnVolFan14]

Haha!!!!!!!!

 

[MphsBlues]

lol

 

[TBrown]

Solid.

 

[utvols16manning]

:lolabove:

That was pretty good!

 

[vols461]

nice

 

[BeecherVol]

Heard that one before. Pretty good. It was a Bammer and a VOL tho.

 

[TENN]

lol that was good

 

[Coastypop]

He he he he

 

[knoxvillan]

haha nice, well i deal with people from florida all day at my job and lets just say that now I do not like anything Florida, Florida gators, gatorade, I dont even like Florida oranges. Cant really think of anything else cause Florida is so lame.

 

[Vol-Town]

We do however like the recruits from FL, that come to Vol-Town.

 

[DieHardVOL]

good one

 

[volfan4evr]

A Vol fan and Gator fan were in a bar having a beer. The Vol fan says to the Gator fan, "I think I'll go to college so I can get a better job". So the next day, the Vol goes to talk with the Admissions Councelor. He asks what courses he should start out with. The counselor says, "I think History and Logic". "Logic"? says the Vol. "What's that" "Well, it's like this. Do you own a house"? Yes says the Vol. "Then one would assume you have a yard". Vol fan agrees. "Then you would likely have a wife"? Yes says the Vol. "Then", the coundelor says, "You must he a hetrosexual". Next day the two fans meet at the same bar and he tells his friend about his experience. "Logic"? asks the Gator fan asks, "What's that"? The Vol asks "Do you own a house"? "No" says the Gator fan. "Man...... you must be gay" says the Vol.

 

[GIVEHIM-6]

A Vol fan and Gator fan were in a bar having a beer. The Vol fan says to the Gator fan, "I think I'll go to college so I can get a better job". So the next day, the Vol goes to talk with the Admissions Councelor. He asks what courses he should start out with. The counselor says, "I think History and Logic". "Logic"? says the Vol. "What's that" "Well, it's like this. Do you own a house"? Yes says the Vol. "Then one would assume you have a yard". Vol fan agrees. "Then you would likely have a wife"? Yes says the Vol. "Then", the coundelor says, "You must he a hetrosexual". Next day the two fans meet at the same bar and he tells his friend about his experience. "Logic"? asks the Gator fan asks, "What's that"? The Vol asks "Do you own a house"? "No" says the Gator fan. "Man...... you must be gay" says the Vol.

:blink:

 

[BloodRUNZOrange]

haha thats pretty damn good. i was a little nervouse about the name of the thread i thought we had a benidict arnold on our hands

 

[VOLnMiami]

One foggy night, a Tennessee fan and a Florida fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Knoxville. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Florida fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the Volunteer fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.

The Florida fan walks over to the Volunteer fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Volunteer fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."

The Volunteer fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Gator fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Gator fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Gator fan hands it back to the Volunteer fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Volunteer fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

:lolabove: I actually laughed out loud!...Very good! lol:

 

[Tennesseevols311]

Thats some good stuff right there... :dance2:

 

[rockydoc]

A Vol fan and a Gator fan had been rivals but drinking buddies for many years. To cement their friendship they pitched in and bought a very expensive bottle of the finest scotch they could find with the mutual agreement between the two that they would save it until one of the passed on. Then the survivor would pour the scotch in the grave on the deceased at burial.

Finally, after many years, the Gator fan died. After the funeral and before the grave was filled in with dirt, the Vol fan asked the burial crew if he could have a few moments in private with his departed friend. After they had got out of sight, the Vol fan unzipped his pants and said in his solemn best "Gator, I hope you didn't mind me flushing this fine scotch through my kidneys first"!