garter snakes

#29
#29
I ate a ******n rattlesnake one time. We was drunk as **** too, man. Rolled up on him with our four-wheeler. I said roll over that sum***** and see what happens. He was all wiggling and ****. Mother****er tried to bite me and I said, ‘**** no, snake!’ Then I beat him in the head with my machete, man. I was like, ‘I’m about to eat you with some mayonaise, you dumb ass snake!’
 
#30
#30
UTvol1fn said:
I ate a ******n rattlesnake one time. We was drunk as **** too, man. Rolled up on him with our four-wheeler. I said roll over that sum***** and see what happens. He was all wiggling and ****. Mother****er tried to bite me and I said, ‘**** no, snake!’ Then I beat him in the head with my machete, man. I was like, ‘I’m about to eat you with some mayonaise, you dumb ass snake!’
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lol, wtf. Mayo brah?!
 
#31
#31
When I was about 9 years old, my parent's subdivision was pretty new and it wasn't uncommon to come across snakes. There was a paved walking path and we were riding bikes on it one day. I came across this 3-4ft snake that was spread out and cross the path. Well, from a distance it just looked like a branch. So I ran that mother fawker over with my bike. My mom freaked the fawk out.

#trustory
 
#33
#33
no, I was a little young at the time.

Besides I prefer mustard. Mayo is gross brah!
 
#35
#35
I'd prefer that spicy brown brah!
 

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