garter snakes

[Billy Costigan]

What is the best thing to do if you open your back door and there is a big ole garter snake staring at you and hissing his tongue like he wants to bite you? This happened to me today. I'll tell you what I did later.

 

[vols_fan_68]

kill it and use it as a garter belt imo

 

[Cyclopskiller]

Do not kill it, simply take a broom and shun it away. They will not harm you bruh!

 

[MY3*VOLS]

fire up the grill and cook medium rare to eat head to tail.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Go to city hall and purchase a marriage license.

 

[VolsFan4Ever-11]

Knowing you billy, you probably tried to fawk it.

 

[joeydupree]

**** you Billy.

 

[DD4ME]

Put it in the bank to gaurd your millions.

 

[govols/cc]

Fap it & sniff its sea men.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Billy prolly screamed like a girl then sheet his pants.

 

[Cyclopskiller]

COTTON-MOUTH!!!!!!!! ...Run!!!!!!!



Lullz/

 

[joeydupree]

Put it in the sink and pee on it.

 

[Cyclopskiller]

Put it in the sink and pee on it.

Who? ..lil Nick Saban??

 

[Billy Costigan]

I got an axe and I chopped it in half and then I chopped it's head off. I hate snakes, even the nice ones.

 

[bubbacurry1]

We have a blue racer that frequents our deck. Apparently he likes the smell of steaks and burgers.

 

[DD4ME]

I got an axe and I chopped it in half and then I chopped it's head off. I hate snakes, even the nice ones.

 

[DD4ME]

Menacing devils

 

[MikeDVol]

I got an axe and I chopped it in half and then I chopped it's head off. I hate snakes, even the nice ones.

Bro you killed a snake?
BA level achieved!!

 

[DD4ME]

Bro you killed a snake?
BA level achieved!!

What was B again?

 

[MikeDVol]

Bad

 

[Weezer]

My bad, I misread the OP as you finally coming out of the closet. Guess the whole backdoor/snake thing wasn't a metaphor.

Simple solution, close the backdoor and exit through the front.

 

[bubbacurry1]

snakes are good eating except for all of the damned bones.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Would somebody start a poll to determine if garter snakes wait outside ones front door waiting for them to come out and confront them and commence to hiss and stink their tongues out.

Edit: back door. hmmmmmmmm

 

[rmsmith]

Would somebody start a poll to determine if garter snakes wait outside ones front door waiting for them to come out and confront them and commence to hiss and stink their tongues out.

Edit: back door. hmmmmmmmm

Lol!!!!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm jealous of Billy's bravery.