Sigh....such an intellectual response. One would assume that as brilliant and all knowing as you believe you are, you'd be able to take what you dish out and know when someone is getting a rise out of you JUST to laugh at your responses. Don't "hate-vol" on someone else because they aren't in the 22k post range like you are. Perhaps they just don't have the alone time that you do. haha
If you're this predictable to strangers, I'd hate to see how bad your luck is with the ladies. LOL! Then again, I'm sure you hang out at the Playboy Mansion monthly in between cram sessions with NBA execs and the NFL Combine.
Cheers