Future Things to Bash CDD about

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In order to prepare for any future negative things that someone with small testes can find to gripe about, we should come up with a list of things that Mattress Burners might whine and ***** about

Feel free to add to the list. It could be very long


1) Only won 8 games instead of nine
2) Curses
3) Finds out that he is a 7th Day Aventist
4) Drives a foreign car
5) Seen shaking hands with a female at a restaurant. Surely cheating on his wife. Not image we want
6) Seen buying liquor on Good Friday
7) Makes comment about overalls and laughs afterwards
8) Refers to Bear Bryant as " A great coach"
9) When asked, mentions that he has no idea where Bulls Gap is located
10) Kicks the best player off the team for not following rules( crap, already did that)
11) Beating Bama by only one point in Tuscaloosa
12) Makes comment that Natty Light is cheap beer and so are the people who drink it
 
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#7
#7
how about...

bolting for UGA once Mark Ritch finally gets the boot?
 
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CountVolcula said:
In order to prepare for any future negative things that someone with small testes can find to gripe about, we should come up with a list of things that Mattress Burners might whine and ***** about

Feel free to add to the list. It could be very long


1) Only won 8 games instead of nine
2) Curses
3) Finds out that he is a 7th Day Aventist
4) Drives a foreign car
5) Seen shaking hands with a female at a restaurant. Surely cheating on his wife. Not image we want
6) Seen buying liquor on Good Friday
7) Makes comment about overalls and laughs afterwards
8) Refers to Bear Bryant as " A great coach"
9) When asked, mentions that he has no idea where Bulls Gap is located
10) Kicks the best player off the team for not following rules( crap, already did that)
11) Beating Bama by only one point in Tuscaloosa
12) Makes comment that Natty Light is cheap beer and so are the people who drink it
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Number 1 seems like it could be a legitimate point.
 
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Doesn't recruit enough Tennessee kids.
Doesn't recruit enough 4 and 5 stars.

Wait...
 
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Purchases an English Bulldog instead of a Bluetick coon hound


Doesnt name his kids after the city of Knoxville or any surrounding metropolitan area( Seymour Dooley)
 
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dooley in the hollor trying to make a dollor,bottom like is we got what we paid for,a 500/under 500 coach..some more handy work of M.Hammydown..the ohio state didnt go get Akons coach did they,they went and got a proven winner and payed the money..we wont be back until we do the same,we really only won 4 games last year,the int. in the vandy game should have been called back..vandy and ky,should have been 2 games we win by 20 points with our talent,Dooley just caint coach,he lost control of the team and it showed.im not a negvol ,i love my vols,dooley is just not the man for the job,and deep down u all know it to.....GO VOLS
 
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