Funny Southern Sayings

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dduncan4163

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Share what you got.

I got a couple my Grandad used to say. They always cracked me up.

Hell it happened faster than a Knife Fight in a Phone Booth.

I've been busier than a one armed monkey with two p*ckers.
 
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dduncan4163 said:
Share what you got.

I got a couple my Grandad used to say. They always cracked me up.

Hell it happened faster than a Knife Fight in a Phone Booth.

I've been busier than a one armed monkey with two p*ckers.
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:lol: those are good, may have to borrow them occasionally :hi:
 
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The funnest one I've ever heard came from a Old Man that sits out in front of Little General where I live. I had just got some gas and was walking in to pay. I don't know what he was talking about but as I walked past I heard him tell someone this.

That boy cut a Fart that could end a Mennonite Marriage.
 
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