Funny Southern phrases...

[vol_in_ar]

youun's listen up

 

[Georgia Peach]

Bless my lucky stars
Hells Bells
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

 

[Slydell]

Bless yore heart.

Yeah, already used.

 

[CountVolcula]

Harder than a preachers pecker

 

[CountVolcula]

Whompyjawed

 

[NEVolFan]

Rode hard, put up wet.

 

[Slydell]

Swole up like a frog.

 

[CountVolcula]

Wound up like an 8 day clock

Like a band of wild injuns

Like a worm in hot ashes

 

[governmentmule]

nutting says luving,like kissing your cuzin

 

[HCVF]

Uglier than a mud fence.
Drunker than a bicycle.
Butter-face.

 

[Slydell]

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!

Don't count your chickens afore they's hatched.

 

[Slydell]

Either fish or cut bait.

Sun don't shine on the same dog's tail all the time.

 

[CountVolcula]

You look like you were pulled out of your daddys ass

 

[Slydell]

z

 

[KnoxVillain]

z

Good one!

 

[vols_fan_68]

Mash bu tataz

 

[volger]

Drunk as a skunk

 

[volger]

Sun shines on a dogs ass some days.

 

[Lost in Gatorland]

Mater squizens (ketchup)

 

[Cyclopskiller]

"the closer to kin, the deeper in"

 

[Cyclopskiller]

Btw, I heard that from a 40 yr old bamMuRr that pucked his first cousin..

 

[volger]

Dumber'n dirt.

 

[volger]

You dont know shi! from Shinola.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Dumb as a box of rocks

Ain't got te sense god gave a goose

 

[bluetickhound16]

Cattywhompus.