Years ago I took my kids (5 of them) to dinner at a cafeteria by myself. A couple of older people stopped and told me how well behaved they all were. Then a completely random guy stops on his way out the door and says "man, your bed must be WORN OUT!". Thankfully, my kids were too little to understand it. I just looked at him. His wife punched him in the ribs, said to me "sorry, he's an a$$hole", and they walked out.
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