Funny observations about other SEC fans

#26
#26
I've noticed that the South Carolina fanbase is composed entirely of latent homosexual men and nymphomaniacal women obsessed with the male member. Quite an odd pairing. It is easy to see why they are such a frustrated group.
 
#29
#29
When players commit to a school they usually say what they are going to be like if they commit to us they will say im going to be a Vol if they commit to Florida they say im going to be a Gator. If they commit to Bama do they said they are going to be a Tide?
 
#30
#30
voltilifall said:
my favorite is kentucky's habit of losing to the vols.
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Or even better: living here and constantly hearing how they're gonna win this year and then when the inevitable happens they immediately turn to talking basketball and their rich history.
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#31
#31
Alabama- fans incredible imagination and ability to multiply national championships on the fly.
Florida- fans inability to remember anything before 1983.
Kentucky- fans witty comeback of "oh yeah, well just wait till basketball season!"
Vanderbilt- for allowing us to have two home stadiums in state.

posted this once before with great responses.

count down until LawrenceWright loses his mind about it again
3.................2......................1....................ignition:)
 
#32
#32
These clowns....

rolltide.jpg
 
#34
#34
Aw, come on hmanvolfan Thats funny stuff and you know it. I think at least one of those guys has passed on.
 
#35
#35
worst quirk in SEC football...

that crazy god-awful pterodactyl/emu being raped sound that USC plays to get their fans hyped up

CaaacCAACCACCAAAaAAaaaaAAaWWWwwwwwWWWww!!!!!!!!!!!

i couldnt stop laughing everytime they played it
 
#36
#36
UtennfaninVa said:
worst quirk in SEC football...

that crazy god-awful pterodactyl/emu being raped sound that USC plays to get their fans hyped up

CaaacCAACCACCAAAaAAaaaaAAaWWWwwwwwWWWww!!!!!!!!!!!

i couldnt stop laughing everytime they played it
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:eek:lol:

I dunno why that's so funny, but it is. Maybe it's the vodka.
 
#37
#37
I've always thought it was funny that Florida fans honor their mascot by shooting it then eating and/or stuffing it.
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#40
#40
attending a game at Vandy, and listening to Chet and Buffy discuss their superior academics loudly enough for the Tennessee fans comprising entirety of the rest of their section to hear.
 
#41
#41
Ok...

Kentucky - They're definitely going to beat us, this year.
Vandy - See above
South Carolina - The "best fans in the country" meme, having 70k+ fans show up for a crappy team is called being in the SEC.
Florida - A complete and utter lack of understanding of the basic rules of football, many of them seem to be a fan simply as an excuse to be a douche 12-14 weeks of the year.
Georgia - Total inability to hold their alcohol, incessant woofing... mostly coming from the ladies, while their poor boyfriend appears to be concerned about the potential that she may get his ass kicked.
Ole Miss - The Grove... OOH, TAILGATING IN A FIELD! Way too proud about a program that is still hurting from integration.
Mississippi State - I can only recall ever meeting two, both of them had the social skills of a Georgia Tech grad... minus the degree from GT.
Auburn - They make us look positively optimistic, these guys expect bad things to happen.
Alabama - Would, almost to a member, lose self esteem if they acknowledged that some of their "13 National Titles" are dubious. Invented living vicariously. Totally convinced a large percentage of their fans would sacrifice a child yearly to Nick Saban if it was in his contract demands. And some of the children would be willing too.
Arkansas - Massive inferiority complex, utterly convinced nobody in the SEC respects them. You could write a series of books detailing the greatness of Arkansas football, and they would find something to complain about.
LSU - Gumbo isn't that good, and frankly crawfish sucks. Seem to believe they rank up there with Notre Dame and Michigan in historicity. Don't seem to realize that before expansion, they'd beaten Tennessee a total of FOUR times.
 
#42
#42
UtennfaninVa said:
worst quirk in SEC football...

that crazy god-awful pterodactyl/emu being raped sound that USC plays to get their fans hyped up

CaaacCAACCACCAAAaAAaaaaAAaWWWwwwwwWWWww!!!!!!!!!!!

i couldnt stop laughing everytime they played it
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doesn't alabama have the elephant that does that too?
 
#47
#47
Most Auburn fans have that same little funny hair cut; there must be only one barber shop down there.
 
#48
#48
I like how Kentucky fans show such respect for the game of bball that if they attend a game in person they make sure to brush their tooth.
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#49
#49
BACKDOC said:
Hey we have Smokey, and the Volunteer guy; just sayin.
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Yes we do have Smokey but we don't go around calling ourselves the Tennessee Smokies. They call themselves both Auburn Tigers and Auburn War Eagle. They are a little more confused...
 
#50
#50
codyg10 said:
When players commit to a school they usually say what they are going to be like if they commit to us they will say im going to be a Vol if they commit to Florida they say im going to be a Gator. If they commit to Bama do they said they are going to be a Tide?
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They just say " I'm going to be a National Champion"
 
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