Bennett4UT
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One foggy night, a Tennessee fan was heading north and a Florida fan was driving south, while crossing a narrow bridge they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Tennessee fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive". Likewise the Florida fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Florida fan walks over to the Tennessee fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Tennessee fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Tennessee fan then pops open the trunk of his car and removes a full undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Florida fan, "I think this is another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship."
The Florida fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Florida fan hands the bottle back to the Tennessee fan and says, "Your turn".
The Tennessee fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
The Tennessee fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive". Likewise the Florida fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Florida fan walks over to the Tennessee fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Tennessee fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Tennessee fan then pops open the trunk of his car and removes a full undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Florida fan, "I think this is another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship."
The Florida fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Florida fan hands the bottle back to the Tennessee fan and says, "Your turn".
The Tennessee fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
