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GASOUTHERNVOL

GASOUTHERNVOL

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I just had a student say (im spelling like he talked)
"U remembered when that Indianapolis Jones was on dat dere swangin brdge and dat dude wit da stones fell..."

wow. Indianapolis Jones, the son of Indiana?
 
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GASOUTHERNVOL said:
I just had a student say (im spelling like he talked)
"U remembered when that Indianapolis Jones was on dat dere swangin brdge and dat dude wit da stones fell..."

wow. Indianapolis Jones, the son of Indiana?
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Where do you teach?....I grew up in Fort O.
 
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I've told this one on the nation before, and it actually happened in Statesboro Ga.

We had gone to a club...I think it was called Bubbas...to see some boxing. They had a ring out back where the patrons could fight. Anyhow, there was dew on the mat, so the show was canceled.

We were sitting at the bar and a young lady asked my friend for a light. He told her he didn't have a lighter on him, but they could go out to the car and get it.

That is when I interjected and said,"be careful, that is how Ted Bundy got his start"

She replied, "I love Married with Children!"
 
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OrangeWilly said:
Yes, I hated to hear that...He was probably the most influential teacher that I ever had. I saw him a couple of weeks before his death and he looked great....it was a shock and a huge loss.
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yah it was crazy,,, then last week Coach Ransom's wife passed away
 
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I was visiting my good friend's 8th grade class in Chatsworth, GA, and one of the Mexican students asks him during class "Mr Heen-dreex, is it chicky finger Friday today?" He answers, "no, its Tuesday."
 
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Lexvol said:
I've told this one on the nation before, and it actually happened in Statesboro Ga.

We had gone to a club...I think it was called Bubbas...to see some boxing. They had a ring out back where the patrons could fight. Anyhow, there was dew on the mat, so the show was canceled.

We were sitting at the bar and a young lady asked my friend for a light. He told her he didn't have a lighter on him, but they could go out to the car and get it.

That is when I interjected and said,"be careful, that is how Ted Bundy got his start"

She replied, "I love Married with Children!"
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:eek:lol: That's freakin' hilarious.
 
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Lexvol said:
I've told this one on the nation before, and it actually happened in Statesboro Ga.

We had gone to a club...I think it was called Bubbas...to see some boxing. They had a ring out back where the patrons could fight. Anyhow, there was dew on the mat, so the show was canceled.

We were sitting at the bar and a young lady asked my friend for a light. He told her he didn't have a lighter on him, but they could go out to the car and get it.

That is when I interjected and said,"be careful, that is how Ted Bundy got his start"

She replied, "I love Married with Children!"
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Back in the 90's I was a carpet installer. My helper was in the van with me, headed to the job site. "Under Pressure" came on the radio. He had me turn it up then asked who was singing this song. I explained it was Queen and David Bowie. To which he replied (and I quote) "Man they are gonna get sued. They stole that song from Vanilla Ice." I almost had a wreck from laughing.
 
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