FULMER to resign in the morning!!!(mega-merged)

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FulmerSuxxx

FulmerSuxxx

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Phillip Fulmer is set to resign in the morning. He will be taking a job as the director of FEMA. He is the only person that can evacuate 100,000 people in a matter of minutes.

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I disagree, I think this is hilarious. In fact I will use this line about 10,000 times in the next week. Funny.
 
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merge, merge, merge, merge


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Fulmer will be resigning after the <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on">Auburn</st1:place> game on Saturday. President Bush will be appointing him the new head of FEMA, as Fulmer has demonstrated his ability to evacuate 100,000 people in less than 30 minutes.

I saw this joke on a comment section of another website, i was literally in tears
 
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getyopopcornready said:
If you dont feed it donuts it will go away.. i say shut down all krispy kremes and duncan donuts
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Gas stations sell donuts and we can't shut those down. We saw what happened two weeks ago when they shut them down for a few days.

Actually, if we shut down the gas stations and say it's because they sell donuts and the reason behind it is Fulmer I think he will definitely get canned. Great idea.
 
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govols182 said:
Gas stations sell donuts and we can't shut those down. We saw what happened two weeks ago when they shut them down for a few days.

Actually, if we shut down the gas stations and say it's because they sell donuts and the reason behind it is Fulmer I think he will definitely get canned. Great idea.
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Well i say just ban feeding him donuts on campus and anywhere near it that way he wont ever step foot in neyland stadium.. He can eat all the donuts he pleases at the BP on Cumberland just as long as he stays away from the sideline and his office
 
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Dont worry for him too much. The word is FEMA has already offered him a job should he get fired. Apparently no one evacuates 100,000 people in 45 minutes like fulmer can.
 
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This is so old flies won't even land on it! Only about the 10th time posted this week!
 
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Subject: FW: Breaking news
Inside sources are saying that Coach Phillip Fulmer will be holding a press
conference in the a.m. at 0900 to resign as the head coach of the Tennessee
Volunteers. Sources advise that he is taking government position with FEMA,
as he is the only person in America than can evacuate 100,000 people in less
than 3 hours.
 
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This is now like my own little game. How many of these threads can I merge in here. You can add a couple more that I just straight deleted before I decided to go this route.
 
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vader said:
This is now like my own little game. How many of these threads can I merge in here. You can add a couple more that I just straight deleted before I decided to go this route.
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You were *fast* with the BLEBYU one. Props!
 
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At a press conference CPF announced that he has been offered a better job. FEMA has annonced plans to bring him aboard for his qualities to evacuate over 100,000 people in less than 15 minutes
 
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