Frost > Kelly > Gruden

[someone else]

Scott Frost is 6'3"
Chip Kelly is 6'0"
Jon Gruden is 5'10"

I want a coach who will pat little Nicky Saban on the head when he beats him.

 

[cwbytruckers]

Dear Lord i need a drink

 

[volfanstuckinga]

Dear Lord i need a drink

Looks like the OP has already started...

 

[Orangefog]

Dear Lord i need a drink

Make mine a double

 

[Alto1]

Well all 3 of them could do that.......

 

[VolAllen]

Gruden could be 4’ 10” and still pat little Nicky on the head.

 

[DaddyChad]

So that's why Saban is so angry.

 

[basspond]

Scott Frost is 6'3"
Chip Kelly is 6'0"
Jon Gruden is 5'10"

I want a coach who will pat little Nicky Saban on the head when he beats him.

I gave a "like" for the optimism.

 

[supersmo18]

So that's why Saban is so angry.

 

[joevol33]

This actually made me laugh, good job op.

 

[AtlasVol]

No shot in the world of landing any of these guys. Get your google machine ready for the next pathetic hire.

 

[ptcarter]

I've had it up to here (points to belt buckle) with Nick Saban!

 

[Fighting Possum]

Scott Frost is 6'3"
Chip Kelly is 6'0"
Jon Gruden is 5'10"

I want a coach who will pat little Nicky Saban on the head when he beats him.

So...we are going with the old Tall Man Theory of Leadership? I'm in!

 

[iBleed Pantone151]

No shot in the world of landing any of these guys. Get your google machine ready for the next pathetic hire.

Well aren't you a little ray of sunshine... :ermm:

 

[alaVOL]

Scott Frost is 6'3"
Chip Kelly is 6'0"
Jon Gruden is 5'10"

I want a coach who will pat little Nicky Saban on the head when he beats him.

I'll gladly enjoy a handshake. Then I'd like a cigar.

 

[andywilson001]

Do not want Frost

 

[igotworms]

Scott Frost is 6'3"
Chip Kelly is 6'0"
Jon Gruden is 5'10"

I want a coach who will pat little Nicky Saban on the head when he beats him.

Anyone else>D4H>you

 

[TNnative]

Dear Lord i need a drink

Well, get it and move over. The line behind you is getting long.

 

[SolidRockGolf]

Anyone else>D4H>you

It was a bad joke but why kick him in the nuts for it?

Personally I thought it was slightly funny.

 

[Stephen A Smith]

You can take Kelly off the list.

 

[Doctrippin]

Clay Travis reporting 4 sources have told him Gruden has contacted assistant coaches about coming to TN. Pretty credible. Does not mean he's a lock, but it does mean he is not out of the picture. CT explains -- Gruden has won a Super Bowl. A Natty would put him in the company of only 4 other coaches that have won both. You think an Alpha like Gruden is not thinking -- why not give it a shot? It doesn't mean he would pick TN as his launching point, and frankly, Gainesville would probably be a better job for that aspiration.

 

[Type Orange+]

How tall is Nick Saban anyway?

Not very. He's only 5'6".

"Get that stuff outta here, Showty!"​

 

[someone else]

Scott Frost is 6'3"
Chip Kelly is 6'0"
Jon Gruden is 5'10"

I want a coach who will pat little Nicky Saban on the head when he beats him.

Gundy is a good option.

Not sure, but he's probably 6'2"
or 6'4" with the mullet.

 

[someone else]

It was a bad joke but why kick him in the nuts for it?

Personally I thought it was slightly funny.

Many clicked this thread thinking it was a serious discussion about the coaching search. Instead, it was just an attempt to mock Nick Saban.

Like my daddy always taught me, never miss an opportunity to mock Alabama.