From RTI: The 10 kinds of fans. Which one are you?

#4
#4
I'm the obsessed with one opponent fan. I yearn for a W against UF. I was 9 the last time we beat them.
 
#5
#5
I am/was...

#10 in the 3rd year of he who shan't be named.
#9 One Week per year.
#8 24/7/365.
#7 only at the house.
#6 when Hamilton took over.
#5 Not me, NEVER!
#4 See #10 above.
#3 ALAFREAKINGBAMA!!!!!!!
#2 Meh
#1 Every year with the exception of one, see #10 above.
 
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#6
#6
“Some people see the glass half full.
Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.” -- George Carlin
 
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#7
#7
A cheat card for use in this thread:

10. Fire errbody.
9. Recruiting Freak.
8. Traditionalist.
7. Exceedingly Drunk.
6. Conspiracy Theorist.
5. Casual Vol.
4. Nega-Vol.
3. Overly Obsessed with One Opponent.
2. Periphery Vol.
1. Overly Optimistic.


I'm 40% Traditionalist, 40% Overly Optimistic, and 20% None of the Above. :)
 
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#8
#8
Mix of overly optimistic and focused on one opponent.

If I had to pick, overly optimistic.
 
#11
#11
I'm overly obsessed with one opponent VOL. I live in Florida. Can you guess which one?
 
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#12
#12
I'm wondering if one could combine some of the listings?

The Overly Obsessed With One Opponent Nega-Vol?

The Exceedingly Drunk Fire Everybody Traditionalist Nega-Vol?
 
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#14
#14
Neurotic-Vol here. I didn't make the list. I just developed an obsession when young that I never got over. Condredge Holloway signed an autograph for me. My dad tells me he took pity on me because I was wandering around afraid to ask anyone to sign my program book, sat me on his knee, and signed my book. I don't think the Holloway incident was the start of the addiction. I didn't even know he was a well regarded player until some years later when my dad showed me the autograph after we moved the DC area. I was too young. I still love my early memories from Knoxville and Cedar Bluff Elementary. I wish I was there.
 
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#15
#15
I'm the type of fan who hates listening to NegaVols mention the same negative crap over & over again just to make everyone else on this board miserable.
 
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#17
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Neurotic-Vol here. I didn't make the list. I just developed an obsession when young that I never got over. Condredge Holloway signed an autograph for me. My dad tells me he took pity on me because I was wandering around afraid to ask anyone to sign my program book, sat me on his knee, and signed my book. I don't think the Holloway incident was the start of the addiction. I didn't even know he was a well regarded player until some years later when my dad showed me the autograph after we moved the DC area. I was too young. I still love my early memories from Knoxville and Cedar Bluff Elementary. I wish I was there.

I am with you. My early memories include attending a 1 room schoolhouse in Monterey.
I love looking forward to night games at Neyland, watching with my wife of 36 years, and answering the question: "Honey who is the thrower for our team". Wish I could do it all over again. I am not sure what category this would be called.
 
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#20
#20
#11. Battered Vol-- After suffering the annual heartaches of close losses, the type of Vol fan who returns to his love for more.
 
#22
#22
I'm a #9 except I'm not over the top about it. Traditionalist and just optimistic, not overly optimistic :crazy:
 
#23
#23
I'm too binary. I keep reading the thread title as "the two (10) kinds of fans".

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who think binary, and those who don't.
 
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