Free Legal Advice Featuring: San Diego Vol

[The Ron Mexico]

"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."

Help us SDV.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

SDV - a local woman keeps trying to steal my virtue. What can I do?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

SDV,

Is it illegal to hold a gimp under the stairwell?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

How much do I have to feed my gimp to keep the law off my back?

 

[Slydell]

SDV, I keep a mummified dwarf under my sink for good luck. Is this against the law in any way?

 

[SDV]

Please email me your credit card numbers

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Please email me your credit card numbers

Credit Cards are the devil.

Can I be sued for calling Visa "the Devil"?

 

[SDV]

Credit Cards are the devil.

Can I be sued for calling Visa "the Devil"?

No

 

[OtterFH]

Is it really considered indecent exposure if I pee in my front yard?

 

[SDV]

Is it really considered indecent exposure if I pee in my front yard?

Only if you are sitting down

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Please email me your credit card numbers

Are you the Benny Hinn of free legal advice?

 

[SDV]

Are you the Benny Hinn of free legal advice?

Free with a small donation

 

[dembewbs]

easiest way to get out of speeding ticket?

 

[Thrasher865]

easiest way to get out of speeding ticket?

drop trousers

 

[95 Vol Alum]

easiest way to get out of speeding ticket?

Dembewbs

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

SDV,

Is this you?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

 

[SDV]

Dembewbs

This

 

[SDV]

Lulz

 

[SDV]

SDV,

Is this you?

Yes

 

[GBO18]

SDV,

Is this you?

Didn't he just file for bankruptcy?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Sdv should I pork my clients?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

SDV,

Do you party with Dr. James Sokolove?

What is mesothelioma?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Sdv should I pork my clients?

Only from behind.

 

[SDV]

Sdv should I pork my clients?

Only if hot